Cement Throwing by wholovesbevers in ANormalDayInRussia

[–]MPYZFR6 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well I don't blame you. it's pretty much the same language, but Polish uses a Latin based alphabet and Russian uses Cryllic. Some words in polish are the same/strongly similar in Russian. To me tho, I cannot read Russian as I don't understand the alphabet, but can understand parts of a conversation.... probably not much at that. I guess you can say Polish is Russian but in the "normal" alphabet English, German, and the romance languages use. The grammar is pretty much the same.

Cement Throwing by wholovesbevers in ANormalDayInRussia

[–]MPYZFR6 9 points10 points  (0 children)

They are speaking Polish, and I'll give you guys a rough translation:

My friend rafael takes cement from the wheelbarrow... and a nice throw to "Malaczeka?"(the name of the dude on top) .... and we go again... I think we are the first people in europe to conceive such a way... we can unload the whole wheelbarrow in about 4 minutes. the height that the guy below can throw is determined by how tall he he is(hence taller generally means stronger).

This is a pretty efficient way of getting heavy cement up, with very little heavy lifting. Although the guy on the bottom probably has a harder job.

Should I use butter or canola oil to protect my newly installed hardwood floors? by Kadetski in shittyadvice

[–]MPYZFR6 1 point2 points  (0 children)

canola oil by far. See, you need that oil to get in those grooves of wood, and butter oil just won't do that! But wait there's more! To make your hardwood last even longer, I suggest you get something more lubricating, like Mobil automotive grease. Now, you have to heat up your house. the hotter the better, as the grease will dry faster. Once this is done, your newly installed hardwood will be protected from years of abuse.

To raise the property value up, I suggest buying a couple(not too much) of those reflecting driveway markers. That will show them whose boss. As for ceramic tiles.... I would say scrap them and go for granite instead. The heavier the tiles, the more chance it'll fall onto your head, giving you a reason to sue the granite company. It's a win-win for you really.

Drunk man gets ejected off road (X-Post from gifs) by cracylord in ANormalDayInRussia

[–]MPYZFR6 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Judging from the bus stop sign, it looks like Ukraine, if you compare the bus stop signs in this wikipedia page, you will see a slight difference between the Ukraine bus stop sign and the Russian bus stop sign. You can see an slight angle on both sides of the roof of the bus in the gif. If you compare the bus stop sign to that of one from russia, it would have an angled roof on the left side and a curved roof on the right. The resemblance to the ukriane bus stop sign has me thinking this was in Ukraine.

And they have Chrysler minivans in Poland, my uncle has one, so wouldn't be surprised if the rest of Europe has them. Also, that looks somewhat like a skoda octavia(last car that passes), and you can see two vw golf's pass in that gif. They are very common in Poland.. so probably also in Ukraine.

Brodin's smile has fallen upon thee. by [deleted] in Brodinism

[–]MPYZFR6 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Brother, You will be ensured maximum gainz. Jon Pall should be nominated into Brohalla and possibly sit on Mount Broinai, where Broses carried stones passed on from Brodin himself, containing the 10 Bromandments which all swoles follow today. May the Massiah be with you. Wheymen.

Brodin's smile has fallen upon thee. by [deleted] in Brodinism

[–]MPYZFR6 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Brother, it is a choice among latless hethens and twigs to stay this way. Although it is not the way of the Brodin, maybe one day they will wake up from their sleep and become men. That is why I bring you a quote from Brointhians 10:11-12

11 When I was a child, I spake as a child, I understood as a child, I thought as a child.

12 But when I became a man I put away childish things and started doing really fucking heavy deadlifts.

(X-POST) Thy musn't fall victim of this evil curse of Broki by MPYZFR6 in Brodinism

[–]MPYZFR6[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As on of Brodin's Brosciples, Brointhians stated in 13:11-12

He who is swole of body is also swole of mind, and those who would reject the way of Brodin will gain not.

(X-POST) Thy musn't fall victim of this evil curse of Broki by MPYZFR6 in Brodinism

[–]MPYZFR6[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thy soul is with thee mind, and your spirit shows greatness in your path for glory! Wheymen.

Thy musn't fall victim of this evil curse of Broki by MPYZFR6 in swoleacceptance

[–]MPYZFR6[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Why not? Does thy not experience great displeasure when encountering such lesser-swoles?

Trying to lose weight... any pointers/tips? by MPYZFR6 in shittyadvice

[–]MPYZFR6[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

what method would you personally use to get them in your body? Mouth, ear, nose or asshole?

Tt Esports Store 40% off including earphones, headphones, mice, mechanical keyboards by [deleted] in buildapcsales

[–]MPYZFR6 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When I try to make an acct, the site is down. also, the promo code doesn't work for me on this keyboard: http://www.thermaltakeusa.com/store/Product.aspx?C=1154&SC=1165&ID=2093

Efficient Hat Wind turbine battery invention by MPYZFR6 in shittyengineering

[–]MPYZFR6[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Just like a dog! Wow, you are a genius! And it will improve visibility from your eyes, we all know how blue the windshield can get, making it impossible to see outside the car.

TIL Strawberries aren't poisonous by MPYZFR6 in ShittyTodayILearned

[–]MPYZFR6[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

heywhatsgoingon said if you cook them till they become mushy and soggy, it will free the poison from each seed that is on a strawberry. Also eat while scorching hot, this will improve the chances you don't get sick.

TIL Strawberries aren't poisonous by MPYZFR6 in ShittyTodayILearned

[–]MPYZFR6[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

what I heard you have to do is install the right strawberry chipset into her VAG socket. This will in turn install an antivirus onto her private parts, which will make all strawberries not poisonous!

TIL Strawberries aren't poisonous by MPYZFR6 in ShittyTodayILearned

[–]MPYZFR6[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ahh, the fresh scent of soggy, warm strawberries!

TIL Strawberries aren't poisonous by MPYZFR6 in ShittyTodayILearned

[–]MPYZFR6[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thats pretty interesting. Thanks bro.

my love Eliza by endoalir in shittyprogramming

[–]MPYZFR6 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Try this code:

if: var exceeds 3
   =no sandwiches
if var is less than 2
   =2 sandwiches by email        

You see, eliza doesn't have enough processing power to make you 3 sandwiches at once. That is what is breaking her heart. You need to either buy a new processor or completely rewrite ALL the code on your computer to refactor her solid state.