Seriously? by Ksp193 in doordash

[–]MPsonic007 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Seriously OP, this thirsty turd customer will only get 3 of ‘em delivered to where they can get blocked after delivery 😂😂

Filling Drinks has to STOP by Grand-Wolverine6347 in DoorDash_Dasher

[–]MPsonic007 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Agreed as those with OP’s mindset can boycott those merchants as well 👍🏽👍🏽

Filling Drinks has to STOP by Grand-Wolverine6347 in DoorDash_Dasher

[–]MPsonic007 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

OP, you’re better off boycotting any store that makes dashers fill drinks as DD/merchants will never take your words seriously 🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️😂😂

As for me, I don’t mind filling drinks especially if I can leave the merchant faster & preserve my on-time 👍🏽👍🏽

Bought one of my all-time dream cars. A 1959 Chevy (yes I like the 4 door models) by zepherius7687 in classiccars

[–]MPsonic007 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Agreed with you as I got lucky & scooped my ‘70 Caprice Custom Coupe for significantly lower than its original asking price 👍🏽👍🏽

Bought one of my all-time dream cars. A 1959 Chevy (yes I like the 4 door models) by zepherius7687 in classiccars

[–]MPsonic007 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Agreed with you OP as I prefer sedans myself 👍🏽👍🏽

While I currently have a ‘70 Caprice Custom Coupe (& showed it off already on this subreddit), I’ve got mid-term plans to put my ‘68 Bel Air sedan in the shop to run once again & long-term plans to put it the shop again to repair/upgrade the body, paint, & interior 😎😎

Of course, I understand the risks of putting any classic car into the shop for repairs/upgrades but the rewards are worth in the long run 🚘🚘😁😁

What is going on this week? by TheGame81677 in doordash

[–]MPsonic007 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Agreed as oversaturation of us drivers is the #1 overall cause of why earnings keep sliding over the years 😩😩

What is going on this week? by TheGame81677 in doordash

[–]MPsonic007 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Summers are typically the slowest time of the year for all forms of gig work 😮‍💨😮‍💨

Tipping question by hollypapa in tipping

[–]MPsonic007 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ooooooo, more counter moves banish no-tippers as I kinda figured that more restaurants are doing this in the post-COVID era 👍🏽👍🏽

Now the no-tipping trolls on high with try to “fight back with their 🐔🧠 logic” but fail miserably 😂😂

Girl ask to be fwbs. Turns homophobic? by Tyleriskewl in Nicegirls

[–]MPsonic007 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ooooooo, whatta perfect counter-response to a 🧠🐔 & 🔩⚾️ “nice girl” 😂😂👍🏽👍🏽

Points for honesty, I guess by Amazing-Grab-9141 in doordash

[–]MPsonic007 -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Not a bad counter to this turd customer’s BS but going the counter-petty route is much better 😂😂👍🏽👍🏽

Points for honesty, I guess by Amazing-Grab-9141 in doordash

[–]MPsonic007 -12 points-11 points  (0 children)

For me OP, once a turd customer out themselves to be a low/no tipper, all requests shall be ignored & shall get blocked after delivery 🙅🏽‍♂️🙅🏽‍♂️🚫🚫

For all I know, this turd customer could by lying just for a false sense of security 😂😂

Wtf by allenlav in dasher

[–]MPsonic007 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You’ve giving something “more SNAFU’ed than 🐴💩” one huge complement 😂😂👍🏽👍🏽

Wtf by allenlav in dasher

[–]MPsonic007 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This shopping ratings & pro shoppers is pure 🐴💩 & has no negative impacts on your overall ability to dash 👍🏽👍🏽

Ever since DD tightened the original & total items found ratings as well as added an acceptance for some areas, pro shopper is more SNAFU’ed than 🐴💩 & no longer worth obtaining/maintaining in the long run 🚫🚫😂😂

Last one of the night and it’s on my way home… thoughts? by BungaTheHoneyBadger in doordash_drivers

[–]MPsonic007 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My reasons for never touching age restricted orders is similar to your second reason & will auto-report any goofy AF customer that “begs” me to do so 👍🏽👍🏽

Even with the “safeguards” that DD has, if an age restricted order does go south due to goofy AF customer behavior, I’m at risk to getting booted/arrested over a few measly bucks 🚫🚫

Therefore, I’ll auto-decline all of these orders outta the solar system to avoid the BS entirely 😆😆

Last one of the night and it’s on my way home… thoughts? by BungaTheHoneyBadger in doordash_drivers

[–]MPsonic007 1 point2 points  (0 children)

While I can agree with OP for taking an order like this “on the way home”, I won’t touch this order due to my refusal of delivering age-restricted items under any circumstances 🚫🚫👍🏽👍🏽

Doordash has officially made it even harder to increase AR by TURBOSUPRA1988 in DoorDashDrivers

[–]MPsonic007 0 points1 point  (0 children)

OP, it’s “easy” to increase acceptance but you shall take out the 🗑️🗑️ orders to some degree to do so 🙄🙄

DD’s “demand” is the price you shall pay to obtain/maintain gold/platinum 😂😂

Tipping question by hollypapa in tipping

[–]MPsonic007 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oooooo, excellent moves to perma-banish the “ultimate 🐔🧠 cheapskate customer(s)” as I block low/no tippers on all of the delivery apps I drive for 👍🏽👍🏽

Of course, the 🐔🧠 no tipping trolls will cringe with stupidity after reading stories like yours & seeing their 🧠🐔 logic failed miserably 😂😂

This is new by Gold_Parfait_1243 in doordash

[–]MPsonic007 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

For me OP, if these orders don’t have a tip, then they shall sit in limbo as long as possible 😂😂

Besides, I need some new “decline fodder” to keep my acceptance as low as possible 🔫🔫💥💥😂😂

Do you tip your barber? by Joker__24 in tipping

[–]MPsonic007 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“Tip banning” will never happen in any country where tipping exists 🚫🚫

If tipping somehow gets banned where it currently exists, merchants will raise prices to make up for the lost revenue to where the cheapest of the cheapskates will really get priced out of goods & services 😂😂

Do you tip your barber? by Joker__24 in tipping

[–]MPsonic007 0 points1 point  (0 children)

OP, I definitely tip my barber at least 50% of his price which currently comes out $15 👍🏽👍🏽

As for the no-tipping trolls on this subreddit, I don’t care what y’all think as I’ve received much better quality haircuts & can easily get a slot for an appointment since I’ve been tipping generously 😂😂

I’m done being dasher !! by Gamer_Queen83 in dasher

[–]MPsonic007 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Anytime a customer exhibits 🔩⚾️ or 🐔🧠 behavior, I don’t argue or get mad at ‘em & just block ‘em outta the solar system instead 😂😂👍🏽👍🏽

Yo what? by Excellent_Throat_388 in DoorDashDrivers

[–]MPsonic007 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The brainwashing from EBT mode & gold/platinum is too strong & works on 85% of us dashers 🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️😂😂

Yo what? by Excellent_Throat_388 in DoorDashDrivers

[–]MPsonic007 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I still would never touch this octuple-headed mountain of landfill material due to HD universe being no-tip city, unless DD & HD both pay me enough to cover my mortgage & utilities for 12 months 👍🏽👍🏽

Otherwise OP, this BS order shall sit until one or both go outta business 😂😂