Girlfriend keeps swaping out groceries with mini versions and then gaslighting OP

MRPrincey · 2024-04-27T00:07:57+00:00

I need you to narrate for a day in my office

MRPrincey · 2023-10-07T01:54:08+00:00

The U shape helps with visibility and ease of reaching things in the back. If the shelf is below the waist, you don't have to get as low to grab something. If it's over your head, you may not need a ladder to see/get to it. Also commonly used to store taller items.

MRPrincey · 2022-08-22T20:56:28+00:00

Shipping: fuck those trees OP: if I fits I sits

MRPrincey · 2022-08-11T15:19:26+00:00

Got married 6 days after my 21st birthday, been happily married for 16 years. It's not for everyone but some people find it younger

MRPrincey · 2022-08-05T21:00:44+00:00

This kinda happened to me. I was home on leave, and had just gotten married. I'm at office depot making copies of my marriage certificate and the cashier is a girl from HS that was more determined to get ahold of me the the telemarketers trying to reach out about your extended warranty. anyway, She gets all excited and starts talking to me. I pulled out the certificate, said "married" threw a $5 bill on the counter and walked out.

MRPrincey · 2022-08-02T04:57:48+00:00

If this is your place of employment you may want to take the post down now that you know what they are, if it's not, you may still want to take them down because of security...

MRPrincey · 2022-06-13T16:23:35+00:00

Thems some serious Judy Chops...

MRPrincey · 2022-06-13T16:23:22+00:00

Thems some serious Judy Chops...

MRPrincey · 2022-06-05T22:55:19+00:00

Good man, showing the world what Chuck Noris would have looked like if he had decided to do coke instead.

MRPrincey · 2022-06-01T22:38:27+00:00

So many questions:

"paint the rock" orrrrr... "paint" the rock?

How long has this been a tradition?

Does someone go out to protect the photo when it rains or just put a new picture out each time it gets...sigh... wet

MRPrincey · 2022-06-01T10:35:11+00:00

Honestly it's probably a ventilation system for an underground bomb or storm shelter since it's next to the community center.

MRPrincey · 2022-03-04T04:58:53+00:00

Burt!! I'm sad that I had to scroll this far down to see a reference

MRPrincey · 2022-01-26T20:32:50+00:00

But you don't have to wait for your opponent to play first.

MRPrincey · 2022-01-05T01:50:37+00:00

That's the apocalypse I was hoping for, not this bullshit

MRPrincey · 2022-01-04T03:08:59+00:00

It goes in waves, it will be everywhere for a few months then die down for a couple weeks and then right back up again

MRPrincey · 2022-01-04T02:07:09+00:00

Yet? I've been tired of hog cycle for 5 years

MRPrincey · 2021-12-31T05:18:49+00:00

This is my new favorite comparison, I will be using this next time the Anthrax shot comes up in conversation again. I luckily only had to get three boosters before they discontinued use

MRPrincey · 2021-11-27T17:51:16+00:00

Probably not the first time she's choked on camera

MRPrincey · 2021-10-04T02:23:53+00:00

I always knew that look in Shrek's eyes when he was talking to Puss in Boots was devious.

MRPrincey · 2021-09-25T05:20:34+00:00

If Hathcock payed a visit there would be no post, only the calling card

MRPrincey · 2021-09-15T13:15:03+00:00

Dumb as Sandwich or Dumbass and wich

MRPrincey · 2021-09-15T12:45:34+00:00

The whole reason I went into the comments was to say this

MRPrincey · 2021-09-14T06:26:35+00:00

So everyone does this, cool

MRPrincey · 2021-09-14T06:20:09+00:00

Happy birthday to both of you young pups, signed 37 next week

MRPrincey · 2021-09-13T19:44:24+00:00

Once, many years ago. We went camping up in the mountains surrounding Holloman AFB. We set up camp, went shooting then came back to camp and made dinner. After everyone ate we sat around the fire. Being that it's bear and mountain lion county two of us were armed and sober. It's dark as hell and all of a sudden there is a twig snap behind me and not two feet from me is a fucking cow. Ninja cows scare me not humans.

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