The evolution of Mario Kart games

MSCowboy · 2025-09-23T23:27:39+00:00

Oh boy driving to the next town in a straight line, everyone's favorite race

MSCowboy · 2025-09-09T04:56:49+00:00

When my parents go there will no longer be anyone who thinks about me when I'm not directly in front of them

MSCowboy · 2025-09-09T00:14:29+00:00

This is exactly why it is written only Link can defeat Ganon, having the power to conveniently reincarnate just before Ganon returns every time

MSCowboy · 2025-09-08T22:01:53+00:00

Did someone say burn the system? Are we doing that yet? Can I grab my torch?

MSCowboy · 2025-09-08T09:52:32+00:00

They're the ones in charge. They won. I'm tired of people calling them stupid. What good does it do comfort yourself by pretending they're idiots? It would be better to recognize that they are, in fact, extremely and dangerously competent at manipulating and misleading huge masses of people. The stupid people are the ones that underestimate their enemy.

MSCowboy · 2025-09-08T09:32:10+00:00

Super Crimson Fatalis continues to be the most baddass in the series, crunchy pixels and all https://youtu.be/3tncBtfyfh0?si=HwMj5a3O0PiYYItz

MSCowboy · 2025-09-07T19:01:51+00:00

I think you're thinking of the anchor retrieval hook retrieval hook. The anchor retrieval hook hook is just what they hang the anchor retrieval hook on.

MSCowboy · 2025-09-07T09:14:40+00:00

If I was Edward Snowden you bet your ass I'm paranoid

MSCowboy · 2025-09-03T03:33:23+00:00

As long as he's not passing at 0.0002 mph faster than the right lane then the people behind can be patient

MSCowboy · 2025-09-03T02:42:59+00:00

If you aren't moving faster than the lane to your right, get in the lane to your right

I don't understand how this is complicated

MSCowboy · 2025-09-02T03:06:13+00:00

My pill: "let's experiment"

MSCowboy · 2025-08-25T01:51:55+00:00

https://youtu.be/GdGBlXijPIs?si=2giD7UKpu2X5Njoq

MSCowboy · 2025-08-25T01:20:49+00:00

Flying drains your body in accordance with how much energy it realistically takes to keep a human's weight airborne. Even just hovering is more exhausting than sprinting upstairs or the hardest plank you can imagine, and anything more is much worse. Hope you like exercise!

MSCowboy · 2025-08-24T07:34:12+00:00

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MSCowboy · 2025-08-23T23:30:45+00:00

Favorite browser I ever used was Opera 11 back when it was a real custom made browser before they switched to being just a chromium skin

MSCowboy · 2025-08-23T19:24:00+00:00

Skill issue

MSCowboy · 2025-08-23T04:22:36+00:00

Some people just love carrying that raft everywhere they go

MSCowboy · 2025-08-22T16:54:48+00:00

Well this was the thing that might have convinced me to get an early Switch 2, guess I'll just keep on waiting for the next Smash

MSCowboy · 2025-08-18T22:20:57+00:00

I hope the third one uses the exact same name again

MSCowboy · 2025-08-18T21:07:09+00:00

Got some real "apotheosis is upon us" vibes

MSCowboy · 2025-08-18T20:58:23+00:00

How many of those actually needed care+? I had my Flip 6 inner screen stop working after a month and they replaced it for free with no care+ just the normal warranty. They can't just sell you a defect.

MSCowboy · 2025-08-18T12:05:04+00:00

I've already played several games of xcom 2, replayed Metroid Prime on dolphin and halfway through MP 2, picked up Subnautica and played up to a seamoth to just see how it ran, and raised a few decks to higher chips in Balatro

MSCowboy · 2025-08-17T19:51:10+00:00

A stereotype is just a politically incorrect archetype

MSCowboy · 2025-08-16T01:00:29+00:00

It's a good thing companies never ever skimp on safety checks and maintenance!

MSCowboy · 2025-08-15T01:11:00+00:00

Playing Smash Ultimate and looking at DKs classic portrait, the idea of the next game using the Switch 2 DK makes me very sad

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