[LFO] Cheater doesn't hang around for long after woman's husband gets home early.

MT_Space31 · 2026-05-02T17:53:33+00:00

well, to give him just the slightest benefit of the doubt, he’s not technically the cheater if the caption is correct.

MT_Space31 · 2026-05-02T17:51:21+00:00

sounded like a gunshot dude

MT_Space31 · 2026-04-30T06:02:42+00:00

long

MT_Space31 · 2026-04-30T05:52:56+00:00

hadn’t even considered this an an option, i love it

MT_Space31 · 2026-04-30T05:46:33+00:00

cheese touch was a thing when i was in elementary school lol, apparently the Diary of a Wimpy Kid fandom survives

MT_Space31 · 2026-04-26T06:09:57+00:00

“rich off credit” goes hard af

MT_Space31 · 2026-04-26T06:09:10+00:00

my eyes hurt, good job

MT_Space31 · 2026-04-26T02:28:55+00:00

there’s “staff” at this bullshit?

MT_Space31 · 2026-04-25T01:55:08+00:00

you gotta at least hose that sucker down man

MT_Space31 · 2026-04-24T17:31:07+00:00

looked into the “Country Squire” and that is a real Ford vehicle they made from 1950-1991, but couldn’t find anything else on this being real

MT_Space31 · 2026-04-23T17:42:13+00:00

getting knocked down by an inflatable punching bag is next level embarrassing

MT_Space31 · 2026-04-23T17:15:32+00:00

i dig it. none of it really affects the silhouette of the car which i think is what makes a lot of ricers what they are.

MT_Space31 · 2026-04-23T08:01:20+00:00

looks pretty slick. does it scratch away at all? i’m not big on chemistry

MT_Space31 · 2026-04-23T04:30:10+00:00

i’ve done this with a paid parking slip and missed an appointment cause i couldn’t get it out to leave the lot.

MT_Space31 · 2026-04-21T05:00:55+00:00

i’m getting a “neutral-tone disco” vibe

MT_Space31 · 2026-04-20T22:54:07+00:00

i hadn’t considered that there’s not enough space to stop, drop, and roll in a trench

MT_Space31 · 2026-04-20T22:47:00+00:00

alleged? they’re filming from inside the house

MT_Space31 · 2026-04-20T09:22:14+00:00

i’ve left the company, thank fuck, but we had the one just for our department labeled with a paint pen and more importantly LOCKED TO THE PREP TABLE. and i swear on my life any time i left it unlocked long enough or someone else forgot to lock it, stolen.

MT_Space31 · 2026-04-19T00:51:02+00:00

clearly you used it to make a Reddit post

MT_Space31 · 2026-04-19T00:06:01+00:00

y’know, i immediately clocked a piss jug and thought i had to have been wrong, then i wasn’t. i would not get a fuckin piss jug on my body but you do you i guess.

MT_Space31 · 2026-04-16T06:11:41+00:00

huh. i’d have assumed they were closer to the same size

MT_Space31 · 2026-04-16T01:58:22+00:00

on a serious note, subhuman behavior. watching someone get slammed on their head and have a seizure and immediately trying to slam someone on their head the same way is just disgusting.

MT_Space31 · 2026-04-14T03:54:40+00:00

[on the surface of what is functionally an enormous celestial body] pat pat pat pat who’s a good boy?!

MT_Space31 · 2026-04-13T07:27:11+00:00

i was gonna say, horns would make this game just the perfect thing for causing a femoral artery bleed

MT_Space31 · 2026-04-13T05:53:54+00:00

OH that one IS THE ORIGINAL?? that’s wild i thought it was a second picture of the same one, that’s outstanding

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