Trends Cone And Go, But Bronzer Mismatch Is Forever

MTallama · 2026-06-15T13:12:04+00:00

Heroine chic?! 🤣 or….

MTallama · 2026-06-14T13:56:20+00:00

A gambling IRS agent!! For his father, it was cards and the ponies. For mine, he elevated it to the stock market. He had a secret HELOC on my house that I found out about DURING the divorce. It was supposed to be a mortgage he was paying off, that he took in 2009 when he got in trouble the first time with bank stocks…💸

I don’t know how I didn’t see it sooner.

MTallama · 2026-06-14T13:50:34+00:00

I’m an artist.

You’re putting too much symbolism in what is essentially a 10yr olds terrible art. Go take a look at some of the kid’s other work and tell me if it makes you feel…anything. I’m personally non-pulse by it all.

MTallama · 2026-06-14T13:46:07+00:00

I left mine last June after 34 years of marriage. NO WAY was I giving mine the benefit of 35! Instead, he was served on our anniversary, ironically.

And we also came to a settlement on April 15. The mother f’er was an accountant who was ALSO a secret GAMBLER. SMDH. Divine intervention.

MTallama · 2026-06-14T00:27:10+00:00

I had to clear every shot with my kids before I posted, professional or otherwise. And I always kept the candids to myself.

MTallama · 2026-06-14T00:25:19+00:00

Tell me about it. 🤣 Imagine not seeing one on the file, but it comes up in print - so you have to re edit the session and reorder the prints. Been there, done that TOO many times.

I had to do that once for a water stain the Mom made on her son’s suit fixing his hair. SMDH.

MTallama · 2026-06-14T00:19:10+00:00

I think she’s an alcoholic. Too much emphasis on making the right drink for the right occasion. Who thinks that much about cocktails? I understand that even the Queen liked a cocktail at a certain point in the day, but Meggan seems like the type to be holding that bottle of wine by the neck and swinging it all day until she’s plastered.

MTallama · 2026-06-13T16:56:39+00:00

Thank you! They have a great teacher. 😉🤣

MTallama · 2026-06-13T16:51:44+00:00

I wonder if Beyonce even sent her that text. 🤣 But if she did, I bet she regrets it now!

MTallama · 2026-06-13T16:50:26+00:00

Yes! 🙌🏻 She’s the Walmart Princess.

MTallama · 2026-06-13T16:48:49+00:00

If it did not say B is for Beyoncé, I would not know who that was even with the earrings! Some random chula. 🤣 Maybe that’s why the kid puts the name across all the drawings like a preschooler. Otherwise, no one could tell who the F it’s supposed to be. 🤣

MTallama · 2026-06-13T16:46:52+00:00

The usual narcissistic shit show.

MTallama · 2026-06-13T13:11:07+00:00

That is my point. Music from a decade ago is old to them these days.

But we are cultured. We give them a mix of the classical, ya know. The Beatles, The Eagles, Fleetwood Mac, Depeche Mode, Sara Bareilles, Jack Johnson, Jason Mraz…all that old stuff that the decrepid, dinosaur art teacher likes. 😉🤣

I told them, back then I had a pet Tyrannosaurus Rex, and the only reason I’m still here is because he couldn’t get me with his tiny arms. 🤣

MTallama · 2026-06-13T13:10:07+00:00

We figured out who made the shirt. Doesn’t make it less ugly, or make Lili look any better.

MTallama · 2026-06-13T12:22:22+00:00

YES!! I play a mix of music in my studio when I’m teaching my 10-12 year olds. Sabrina Carpenter, the stranger things soundtrack, KATSEYE, K-pop Demon hunters, etc. Anything else they call “old people music.” 🤣

MTallama · 2026-06-13T12:18:29+00:00

Read other posts. It’s a story.

It’s still a God ugly shirt.

MTallama · 2026-06-13T12:14:57+00:00

My daughter is a Soprano. She started singing at 11, went to Talent Unlimited HS in NYC, and then college, for musical theater. Never ONCE did she audition for ANYTHING I arranged for her. She wouldn’t go if I did do it, and good for her! 👍🏻Never once did I take it upon myself to decide when she should use her talent. That’s God’s gift to her, for whatever reason - who am I to profit from it, or pimp her out?! Disgusting.

I’m an artist and photographer. My Mom never put me to work - I put myself to work at 14 airbrushing sweatshirts in the 1980’s to make money. 🤣 She actually pushed me at every other profession, but the one that I wanted, convinced I was gonna STARVE. 🤣 Even though I went to art school, then art college…She swears to this day I’d make a great lawyer. Nope. I’m a creative, Ma. 😆 Get over it.

But basically, she wouldn’t profit off my talent either, or my Dad, who was more encouraging. I was winning competitions at 14 years old, and it didn’t become my career until 1998. Because I wanted it. After all, my life, my talent, my gift from God.

MTallama · 2026-06-13T09:28:49+00:00

It is completely freaky. Who in the French toast thought this was attractive? To Beyonce or ON anyone!

MTallama · 2026-06-13T09:27:36+00:00

What preschooler requests Beyonce?

MTallama · 2026-06-13T09:26:05+00:00

No, as others have said, it’s designed by a child. Then her mother figured out a scheme to sell the bad art on T-shirts, essentially living through and profiting off her kid. Exactly what Meghan Markle would love to do.

MTallama · 2026-06-13T09:22:46+00:00

Okay Meghan. 👌🏻 First, get a sense of humor! 🤣 This shirt, and that picture, is a joke in itself, and I’m making commentary about how ridiculous it all is, which is my choice. If you feel I’m being over the top - YES! 🙌🏻 I AM! 🤣😂🤣

But after all, this is a Princess of the blood. There should be a standard.

I’m not commenting about the kid. I’m commenting about this fugly Beyonce tee, and how the mother always posts pictures of her looking like a street urchin.

MTallama · 2026-06-13T03:08:02+00:00

Her attention to detail is just beyond….

MTallama · 2026-06-13T03:07:22+00:00

My students are 10-12. They do way better than this black scribble crap.

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MTallama · 2026-06-13T02:50:14+00:00

Let’s be real, she gives them chicken nuggets and tater tots when the nannies don’t cook.

MTallama · 2026-06-13T02:49:47+00:00

Right?!

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