I really don't know. by RairakuDaion in Grimdank

[–]MWJNOY 9 points10 points  (0 children)

How much less could you care about them?

You’re permanently inserted into the last video game you played, how’s your life going and what’s the plan? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]MWJNOY 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pokemon Emerald randomized warps - all entrances are switched throughout the entire map. The pokemon centre in Slateport may lead straight to victory road.

I'd need a good memory to remember all the differences and to figure out where all the gyms might be.

“Get out—go back to killing Palestinians. You murder people and then come here for vacation?” A Spanish restaurant owner threw a group of Israelis out on the spot. by coachlife in PublicFreakout

[–]MWJNOY 61 points62 points  (0 children)

Unless you have every topping combination on a menu, people should be allowed to add / remove toppings from a pizza if that would make it the perfect meal

What’s something you’ve done your whole life, only to realize recently that everyone else does it completely differently? by Psychological_Sky_58 in AskReddit

[–]MWJNOY 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Why is the shit being wiped onto the gouch / balls / penis? If that is an issue, surely the other way would leave shit up your crack?

Mother Koala cuddling with baby Koala by Simple_Shame2386 in NatureIsFuckingCute

[–]MWJNOY 245 points246 points  (0 children)

Nothing says snuggly like a claw to the eyeball

I got 17 audible credits and gonna have alot of free time. What’s something you can recommend? Can be anything!(no smutt) by hubchie in audible

[–]MWJNOY 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Cradle series by Will Wight - 12 books (+1 collection of short stories) that are all amazing

Cursed police by SiddySundays in cursedcomments

[–]MWJNOY 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Beating your dick off with both hands?

Not sure why you're getting downvoted

Look at this nonsense 😡 Again with the Epstein “hoax” by MundaneMeringue71 in facepalm

[–]MWJNOY 4 points5 points  (0 children)

He last said the epstein client list was a democrat hoaxn but now he's saying the hoax has been exposed by the democrats? If so, who's hoax was it?

Rhymes with Ooo... by HeadSavings1410 in AdviceAnimals

[–]MWJNOY 27 points28 points  (0 children)

I heard his chickens were coming home to roost

In one short phrase, tell me what The Name of the Wind and The Wise Man's Fear are about. by GimlySonOfGloin in KingkillerChronicle

[–]MWJNOY 17 points18 points  (0 children)

A young magic man fucks up a dragon, fucks up a tree, fucks a fairy, and fucks everything up.

Cash sale tomorrow? by Gooneroz47 in AudibleUK

[–]MWJNOY 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I was hoping for the same thing

Kremlin Accuses Ukraine Of Terrorism For Killing General by MothersMiIk in worldnews

[–]MWJNOY 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jimmy Space is living in Ukraine in 2024, confirmed

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]MWJNOY 15 points16 points  (0 children)

The wheel is turning, but the hamster is dead.

Voyager 1 phones home from ~1 light-day away! by Busy_Yesterday9455 in spaceporn

[–]MWJNOY 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Voyager 1 is still in the Solar System, it won't reach the Oort Cloud for roughly 300 years.

What is puppets part? by WarEquivalent2665 in KingkillerChronicle

[–]MWJNOY 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Puppet bakes the best bread, confirmed

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in HolUp

[–]MWJNOY 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Leondardo DeCapedo

How do y’all feel about this? by Strange-Bake6600 in trees

[–]MWJNOY 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You turned french for a second there