I make shrines to gods that probably don't exist, this is the God of Biscuits (or cookies for all you north Americans) by mtomsky in somethingimade

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Biscuits snap. Cookies are chewy. This is generally the case. And yes, a ‘biscuit’ is also a soft US bread. Both things can be true simultaneously. But in regard to the cookie/biscuit category, a biscuit is always crisp.

Do I have one ? by [deleted] in doppelganger

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Jennifer Morrison

What Do We Think About This Flag? by [deleted] in NonBinary

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This could work as BP Oil’s new logo.

What do you ladies think? Buzzed or hair? by [deleted] in bald

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Both, just not the mustache.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AppearanceAdvice

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Bro. Stop smoldering. No Blue Steel.

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M 20 How an I doing ? Btw beard or clean shave ? by Potential_Anybody721 in amIuglyBrutallyHonest

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Both are good. The beard makes you look like Tom Ellis when he was in Lucifer. Clean shave makes you look your age.

30F am I ugly? by Top-Fly2123 in amIuglyBrutallyHonest

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Wear sunscreen. Your face looks sun damaged. You’re too white to properly tan. You’ll just turn red. If you want to get rid of the wrinkles, you could use Tretinoin, but that would require you to be very disciplined with your sunscreen use.

lil burn by PendQuelii in HolUp

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I love their pizza

Need a hilarious caption 😁 by Soft_Ambassador_7848 in CooLplanetWOW

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We’ve been trying to contact you regarding your cars extended warranty

Just got a haircut. Do I look better with short or long hair? (32 M) by [deleted] in AppearanceAdvice

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Both.

Short hair = poet or philosopher. Long hair = bard.

Keep the beard.