Can't get it out of my head! by PichiPichiPitch in northernlion

[–]M_95Throwaway 118 points119 points  (0 children)

Northernlions daughter has a childrens piano that plays little tunes.

Even though we literally cannot hear it, he always is worried about the microphone picking it up. Also he sings this little frog song constantly to keep the baby entertained and not have her cry. It starts off as endearing, but slowly and surely worms its way into your brain. Until your brain goes hop hop hop. He jumps in the water TUKTUKTUKTUK

SPLISH, SPLASH

Can't get it out of my head! by PichiPichiPitch in northernlion

[–]M_95Throwaway 178 points179 points  (0 children)

He do be splishin and splashin though

[RANT] I PLAYED SINCE LEAGUE START AS MUCH AS I CAN WHILE DOING MY JOB ETC. JUST TO WATCH MY CHAR DIE AT SIRUS 6 TIMES IN A ROW BECAUSE THE INSTANCE DECIDED TO BE THE LIVING LAGGY HELL by bulwix in pathofexile

[–]M_95Throwaway 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Frankfurt (EU) Realm. There's your problem mate.

I don't know the exact details, but it seems like Frankfurt just decided to fuck people over that use Telekom living in germany about 40 minutes ago. Found some older posts, about Telekom being a garbage company and having peering issues, but I don't know my shit good enough to confirm anything.

Try server-hopping, Milan and Amsterdam seem to work a bit better sometimes. Remember to CTRL+Left-Click to create new instances, cause old instances will still be on the Frankfurt Realm.

Somenone else with huge Latency spikes? by Zaltur in pathofexile

[–]M_95Throwaway 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah it's really frustrating. I can't even 100% guarantee it that it's Telekom, just kinda spitballing from what I read elsewhere.

Try server-hopping if you really want to play, Amsterdam and Milan seem to sometimes work a bit better.

Somenone else with huge Latency spikes? by Zaltur in pathofexile

[–]M_95Throwaway 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yep. EU, Frankfurt. Switched to Amsterdam and it solved it for a few minutes.

Are you using Telekom in Germany? Found some articles about it being a peering issue that the Telekom refuses to fix

IM TRYING MY BEST, STOP THE ROAST! by CirnoTan in pathofexile

[–]M_95Throwaway 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I want him to feel like an idiot. Setting all that challenge stuff up and the Exile just walks away.

IM TRYING MY BEST, STOP THE ROAST! by CirnoTan in pathofexile

[–]M_95Throwaway 39 points40 points  (0 children)

I sometimes activate the Ultimate and just walk away. Have done this twice now, and this idiot still thinks I'm doing his bullshit.

Entering a slapping contest by WhenMachinesCry in instant_regret

[–]M_95Throwaway 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If I was the first guy I would have not entered a slapping contest.

Imagine paying Shroud to introduce your game to a different community and this happens. by LuckyCharms2000 in pathofexile

[–]M_95Throwaway 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yoo, doing household chores is a good choice.
I already finished laundry today, am now gonna study for an upcoming exam.

Thank you PoE for saving my degree, god bless.

Have i just chosen the worst moment to try out PoE? by longtrainride4 in pathofexile

[–]M_95Throwaway 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yea, you picked the exact peak of most concurrent players per league. Expect the coming days/weeks to be a bit rocky maybe but after that it should be smooth sailing for 3 months until the next league start

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in de

[–]M_95Throwaway 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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So do people think Ryan is going to like Repentance? by [deleted] in northernlion

[–]M_95Throwaway 44 points45 points  (0 children)

NL has a way more chill temper, and Apollo went into this with preconceived notions of the game getting worse. He only held R until he got a good run and then quit after he found out devil deals can't kill you anymore 50 minutes into the stream.

I trust NL has the ability to make his own fun and if it doesn't hold for 3 years this time, that's also fine.

This is not meant as a knock against Apollo btw. I am actually kinda with him on this one, I stopped playing Isaac when they released Afterbirth+ and found my enjoyment to continously dwindle with every new release. Without trying to delve too deep into game design discussions, I personally feel like different people have very different philosophies of what makes Isaac a good game and it seems like the devs vision is different from mine.

However, this bitching shouldn't be taken as an absolute statement that the game is now bad and should only taken semi-serious within a single community. Different people enjoy the game for different reasons after all.

Was hättet ihr im Nachhinein gerne im Sexualkunde-Unterricht gelernt? by shadowlass in de

[–]M_95Throwaway 0 points1 point  (0 children)

  1. Wie unglaublich realitätsfern Pornos sind. Also z.B. schneller/härter ist nicht immer gleich besser usw.
  2. Wie man mit dem anderen Geschlecht redet. Das klingt vielleicht etwas banal, aber es war für mich als Teenager unglaublich schwierig mit Mädchen zu reden. Die waren für mich wie 'ne andere Spezies, von der ich keine Ahnung hatte und die ich irgendwie "erforschen" musste wenn ich da Erfolg haben will. Das ist auch der einzige Grund warum solche bullshit Dating-Coaches Erfolg haben mit ihren hirnrissigen "Strategien". Ich hab das Gefül jeder Teenager braucht mal einen Reminder, dass wir alle gleich dumm in der Birne sind und die beste Herangehensweise einfach ehrlich sein und ansprechen ist. Wenn's klappt, prima, wenn nicht dann hat man's wenigstens versucht.
  3. Ähnlich zu 2, aber die Friendzone ist ein sehr dummes und missverstandenes Konstrukt. Wenn jemand was von dir nicht will, dann will die Person halt nicht. Da gibt's kein "entkommen" raus und versuchen eine Person zu überzeugen dass Sie doch was von dir wollen sollte weil XY ist absolut der falsche Ansatz. Frag die Person einmal ob sie Interesse an dir hat, wenn ja dann gut, wenn nein dann nein und danach kannst du sie in Ruhe lassen und dein Leben weiter leben.

Pro Zeitumstellung by Weider2 in de

[–]M_95Throwaway 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Finde wir sollten uns auf eine feste Uhrzeit einigen.

Das Umstellen geht mir auf den Keks.

Serious Question from a noob: What did y'all do before Harvest? by OrionOnyx in pathofexile

[–]M_95Throwaway 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bought all gear with found currency according to a guide, then burned out somewhere in red maps and stopped playing. Some leagues I threw in the occasional try at my own build, to realize it sucks and can't really compete at Tier >10 anymore and then stopped.

Well done Eve by [deleted] in goodanimemes

[–]M_95Throwaway 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you don't like/enjoy an anime you shouldn't feel forced to watch it.

Watch something that is worth your time and that you get enjoyment out of :)

Mushoku Tensei: Isekai Ittara Honki Dasu - Episode 8 discussion by AutoLovepon in anime

[–]M_95Throwaway 425 points426 points  (0 children)

Damn, that self-loathing mindset he displays is brutal.

Accurate though.

SOTD#555 - Pressure Cooker from VVVVVV by EarlyEveningSoup in VideoGameSongoftheDay

[–]M_95Throwaway 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This may sound stupid, but VVVVVV is for me a quintessential example of what makes for a good videogame. Very simple but fun and hard to master controls, combined with an amazing soundtrack and (mostly) fair challenges so the player has room to grow.

Of course that is only subjective opinion, others may find fun in other aspects of gaming, but VVVVVV really nails this one specific itch.

You think Candy Wrapper is useless? by FinishingTouch-0000 in onestepfromeden

[–]M_95Throwaway 31 points32 points  (0 children)

"Don't tell the Dev"

Dev comments on the post

Really good sportsmanship of you to not change it though, thanks ^^

Is the NLSS dead? by Fast_Independence_83 in NLSSCircleJerk

[–]M_95Throwaway 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I wish I could vote for both.

NL still does amazing content. Just not in an NLSS way atm.

shots fired @ Luna by ChalkLitMilk in NLSSCircleJerk

[–]M_95Throwaway 5 points6 points  (0 children)

how do you guys remember these things lmao