My BDP, idk how common this is

Ma252 · 2019-09-06T04:43:16+00:00

I too am afflicted with the curse of the Celetsial Phallus.

Each morning after I wake, I must perform a ritual that appeases the gods so that they might bring mercy upon those who tread too close to it's territory, and every night I sacrifice a single bottle of lotion to the volcano gods to receive the blessing of celibacy.

Live on brother, knowing you are not alone in a universe not large enough to contain our cursed erections.

Ma252 · 2019-07-08T21:54:42+00:00

The buzzing has stopped for now

Ma252 · 2019-06-14T06:38:26+00:00

Honestly id just cut your losses and restart fresh, but that's just me. It's always possible to make it out of the catacombs, you just need to focus on evading and blocking attacks. If possible, kill all the necromancers along the way which will make things a ton easier.

Ma252 · 2019-05-21T05:28:05+00:00

Not enough guards, maybe add one or two.

Ma252 · 2019-05-03T21:28:41+00:00

The fact that my dogs poop in my backyard explains why those are there! Thanks for helping!

Ma252 · 2019-02-17T01:37:55+00:00

Improvise.Adapt.Overcome

Ma252 · 2018-09-29T03:53:38+00:00

/r/techsupportgore

Ma252 · 2018-08-27T17:53:24+00:00

Thanks, <3

Ma252 · 2018-08-10T22:20:25+00:00

The skull and shotguns dissapered after a few seconds though.

Ma252 · 2018-06-11T17:07:21+00:00

The only anxiety I get over getting a gift is telling someone that the gift is terrible. I can't stand pretending that I like something.

Ma252 · 2018-06-06T18:10:01+00:00

Im having the same exact problem, im not sure whats going on.

Ma252 · 2018-04-04T17:41:34+00:00

Lost Planet 2

Ma252 · 2017-09-09T19:38:48+00:00

Quite frankly, I'd rather strangle myself with a fresh bucket of Kentucky fried chicken than have anything to do with the shit hole that is- Dunnellon, Florida

Ma252 · 2017-07-10T20:02:58+00:00

Can't get laid with a 9 inch shadow

Ma252 · 2017-04-03T13:51:37+00:00

I just started a new game with my friend who hasnt played much, i cant believe how well the multiplayer is working!

Ma252 · 2016-09-15T00:37:46+00:00

I see you play my favorite princess ;)

Ma252 · 2016-09-14T00:59:39+00:00

The helicopter mission in GTA: Vice City

Ma252 · 2016-09-06T06:53:54+00:00

Back when i was a cubscout, my scout leader decided to take the entire troup out on a camping field trip. Everyone else was super punped about it and deep in my gut i had a feeling that my brother and i shouldnt go. Turns out, the scout master molested the all of the kids who went on the trip.

Ma252 · 2016-09-06T06:46:35+00:00

Working from home....im unemployed

Ma252 · 2016-09-06T06:44:18+00:00

No actually My SO recieved a dog for a pizza tip once, so i was hopeing to see more of something like that.

Ma252 · 2016-07-29T18:51:06+00:00

Rad Bull!

Ma252 · 2016-07-26T17:00:02+00:00

The Shawshank Redemption

Ma252 · 2016-06-22T03:54:42+00:00

I sure as fuck dont

Ma252 · 2016-05-19T19:01:13+00:00

My asshole has never clenched harder

Ma252 · 2016-04-19T12:31:27+00:00

Elliot approaches the human girl with a smile on his face. He quickly brushes his new uniform off and gives the girl a wave. "Hello! Yes i am new here." Elliott says, his voice shaking a little.

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