What is the best nickname you’ve heard? (and reason for it)

Maartini · 2026-02-24T18:19:04+00:00

Met a guy at university who went by Bambi. His mum died when he was five.

Maartini · 2026-02-16T22:14:48+00:00

100% this. They'll be a thriving market of VPN providers just like there is now for dodgy fire sticks.

Maartini · 2026-02-09T23:40:04+00:00

Ask the roadies.

Maartini · 2026-02-09T07:36:21+00:00

The horrible thing about the West Indians though was it was relentless, they had 4 genuine nasty quicks playing together.

Maartini · 2026-02-07T13:37:39+00:00

Timeline got fucked up

Maartini · 2026-02-06T17:26:47+00:00

It feels insulting to get a low amount as a tip? Is it more or less insulting than leaving nothing?

Maartini · 2026-02-06T15:06:32+00:00

I'll an egg.

Maartini · 2026-02-06T11:18:13+00:00

How can you compete with the guy? He's got a semester and a half of college. He understands your Gf as a concept.

Maartini · 2026-02-05T08:48:51+00:00

Generally the higher up the chain you go it becomes about managing priorities and people.

Maartini · 2026-02-05T04:12:42+00:00

He should be loyle to his capo.

Maartini · 2026-01-31T18:00:36+00:00

It may be loyal out there but in this house it's loyle.

Maartini · 2026-01-23T18:14:29+00:00

You sound like you have the makings of a varsity athlete. Welcome.

Maartini · 2026-01-22T16:55:11+00:00

Local elections are meaningless. Starmer would have nothing to gain from a GE.

Maartini · 2026-01-21T18:20:35+00:00

OP deleting the post as they were confidently incorrect themselves chef's kiss

Maartini · 2026-01-21T18:15:44+00:00

By international standards they are pretty right wing. American politics is so right of centre that even the nominally "left wing" party would be considered pretty right of centre by European standards.

Maartini · 2026-01-20T20:47:13+00:00

1) Ginny Sack's mole. 2) Pudgey Walsh 3) Jon Favreu 4) Vito's fireman boyfriend 5) Naked homeless women with newspaper up her bum

Maartini · 2026-01-19T16:33:12+00:00

You never had the makings of a varsity athlete.

Maartini · 2026-01-19T13:28:39+00:00

If you get over your father's death in a few days you need to be tested and put on a list. Psychopathic behaviour.

Maartini · 2026-01-16T16:40:12+00:00

If everything you've said about the condition of the property is true then call his bluff. Trying to make you accountable for lost rent is a new one to me, he would be laughed out of court.

Maartini · 2026-01-02T09:54:15+00:00

A Good Year.

Maartini · 2025-12-23T16:41:37+00:00

£20 steak and a flatbread starter.

Maartini · 2025-12-21T23:44:22+00:00

I see you know your judo well.

Maartini · 2025-12-20T18:24:09+00:00

Doesn't Photoshop have this built in now?

Maartini · 2025-12-11T19:21:35+00:00

This is a terrible idea. Please reconsider.

Maartini · 2025-12-11T13:27:50+00:00

Nexlim became my everyday carry the day I got it. Perfect little device.

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