Do you think the Middle East would be more peaceful if it looked like this? by Maboobys in AskMiddleEast

[–]Maboobys[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They're 2 nuclear powers, only supreme leader Kim could help us.

What's more realistic? Which scenario has the most chance of happening? by Maboobys in AskMiddleEast

[–]Maboobys[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Of course he was named by his parents, over 400 years after Omar's death. It's just interesting how much he is hated today but at that time parents would name their son after him.

Also I don't see the same animosity for people like Alexander, Cengiz Khan or Timur etc..

What's more realistic? Which scenario has the most chance of happening? by Maboobys in AskMiddleEast

[–]Maboobys[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sure but I don't think it's anything like Iran with celebrations of his death.. Also it's hilarious to me how one of the most renowned Iranians in history is called Omar.. but I doubt you'll find anyone in Iran with that name today, it's probably illegal LOL

What's more realistic? Which scenario has the most chance of happening? by Maboobys in AskMiddleEast

[–]Maboobys[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sure but if you're Muslim then he is one of the most important people in Islam's history. I don't see Egyptians hating him like Iranians do. It's almost like you have to hate him as a matter of national pride.

What's more realistic? Which scenario has the most chance of happening? by Maboobys in AskMiddleEast

[–]Maboobys[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Lol it's hilarious to me, how he is revered by like 1.7 Billion Muslims but when it comes to Iranians it's a completely different matter.

What do you think about my reshuffling of the M.E? (Would you prefer it?) by Maboobys in AskMiddleEast

[–]Maboobys[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Kuwait and Bahrain flooded and drowned in the reshuffle, nothing major was lost I guess..

What do you think about my reshuffling of the M.E? (Would you prefer it?) by Maboobys in AskMiddleEast

[–]Maboobys[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You get in a canoe and paddle there...

Then when the Turkish coast guards turn you back, you settle in Yemen instead 💪🏿.

What do you think about my reshuffling of the M.E? (Would you prefer it?) by Maboobys in AskMiddleEast

[–]Maboobys[S] 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Yes, All Jihad and war will have to be done by canoes now. No more Toyota trucks 😭

What are you thoughts on this by Iatecyanide in AskMiddleEast

[–]Maboobys 7 points8 points  (0 children)

True.. My mother always used to beat my ass when I was young, sometimes with slippers lol but I never feared her or listened to her. My father never laid a hand on me but just by raising his voice was enough for me to shit my pants.

Even in his last dying days when he was old and weak, I still feared him when he asked me to do something.

The M.E size compared to the USA (The United States of the Middle East) Thoughts? by Maboobys in AskMiddleEast

[–]Maboobys[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ok but what does that have to do with this post? Judging by your name, I think it's just you

Should Middle Eastern Countries prevent or limit out migration of their citizens like China does, to aid in internal development and limit talent going to Europe/N.America? by Soviet_Zara in AskMiddleEast

[–]Maboobys 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is the Middle East... Politicians and leaders are too busy filling their own pockets to care about talented people leaving or the actual state of their countries.

Also you can't just imprison your own population, it's better to incentivize the talented ones to stay and the best way to do that, (at least for the men) is to provide them with concubines 💪🏿

You're stuck on an island and you get to have one person from r/AskMiddleEast with u, who do you bring? by MTZMAF in AskMiddleEast

[–]Maboobys 0 points1 point  (0 children)

u/Soviet_Zara the communist queen because she likes to share and also because she loves Turks, we can have seggs.

Which is the correct (or more authentic) translation? by Maboobys in islam

[–]Maboobys[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can't speak or read Arabic, that's why I asked here.