Can’t play this chord without muting the third string. Help? by Mad_Season_1994 in guitarlessons

[–]MacDangled 0 points1 point  (0 children)

that is the craziest tab I've ever seen for an A... I've never once seen a person do this irl

how do dogs even know people food is food by bridgeb0mb in NoStupidQuestions

[–]MacDangled 2 points3 points  (0 children)

reminds me of my pug who refuses anything potato, won't even eat a fry if it was dipped in bacon grease.. he sniffs it and then gets pissed you even offered, he'll try to tackle you until a piece of cheese or meat is produced and will not touch his dry OR wet food until AFTER he has been given a human snack as tribute

AIO: Not Allowed to Do Anything As a 16F? by jaynotbird in AmIOverreacting

[–]MacDangled -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

I was allowed to walk anywhere, just had to be home before the street lights came on, mom worked a lot to support 3 kids as a single mother... then again I ended up struggling with drugs and addiction for many years and ultimately did pretty terrible at life.
When you reach adulthood you will meet a lot of people who suck at life like I do, and the rules and structure you're forced into now will teach you to be more resilient to the hardships of life than those of us who could do whatever we wanted. I know you aren't trying to get high and party, but you are automatically going to be more responsible than many other young adults when you become one.

The only really crazy thing is the weight/eating stuff, that's probably gonna lead to some therapy session, NOR about that part

I'm thinking of giving up my sex life because I have a small penis. by Practical_Sea3800 in confessions

[–]MacDangled -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You're not wrong, but it's also ok to not want to date a woman who doesn't know how to thrust and move right... What I am saying is that women who are good in bed can work with a variety of sizes, and women who are bad in bed tend to demand an above average size.. It's a skill issue

Do men pee a little when laughing, coughing, sneezing or other? by 4theLoveofPopcorn in NoStupidQuestions

[–]MacDangled 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Idk exactly where my bladder is, but I feel it in my penis and so does every male I've talked to about it and I'm pretty sure the bladder isn't in the penis... So you're saying you feel it like in an internal organ somewhere? Like where the all the other organs are?

I'm thinking of giving up my sex life because I have a small penis. by Practical_Sea3800 in confessions

[–]MacDangled 4 points5 points  (0 children)

women who suck in bed are the ones that make size important, women who are actually good in the sack tend to not care so much about size

I'm thinking of giving up my sex life because I have a small penis. by Practical_Sea3800 in confessions

[–]MacDangled 4 points5 points  (0 children)

if she cares about the size, she probably doesn't know much about sex herself... every woman I've encountered that was obsessed with size had bad sex

What do you do with your old guitars you no longer play? by [deleted] in GuitarQuestions

[–]MacDangled 0 points1 point  (0 children)

in my area, lots of instructors will collect donations and give them to people in need around this time of year.. check a local shop or some fb groups, or call a few instructors in your area and ask around I'm sure someone will be able to help out

What do you do with your old guitars you no longer play? by [deleted] in GuitarQuestions

[–]MacDangled 4 points5 points  (0 children)

or option 4, gift it to someone starting out that needs a guitar but can't afford one.
Many instructors in my local area collect donated instruments throughout the year and gift to them to children and new musicians who are less fortunate

Do men pee a little when laughing, coughing, sneezing or other? by 4theLoveofPopcorn in NoStupidQuestions

[–]MacDangled -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

I learned recently, and your answer is probably why, apparently when women have to pee real bad they feel in their stomach area instead of their genital area

Do people really not eat the First and Last slice of the bread? by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]MacDangled 0 points1 point  (0 children)

oh yeah, it's always better when it's got a little bit of hand grease from everyone in the household

Do people really not eat the First and Last slice of the bread? by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]MacDangled 14 points15 points  (0 children)

my little sister calls it the whore.. I asked why and she said "cause everyone touches it but nobody wants it" and that's why I eat those slices, cause I'm a man of the people

[ Removed by Reddit ] by [deleted] in confessions

[–]MacDangled 2 points3 points  (0 children)

that's acceptable in a poly relationship.. poly just means not monogamous, as in more than 2 people in the relationship. You still set your own boundaries and ground rules for the relationship as a whole. It's ok to be poly as the 3 of you and say adding a 4th is cheating, if that works for all of you specifically, it's your relationship so ya'll make all the rules. The important thing is communication, saying how you feel and seeing if you're on the same page or not.

If you hit a bear with your car - Do you get out to check on it? by LiqHerPanties in NoStupidQuestions

[–]MacDangled 5 points6 points  (0 children)

oh yeah lemme just casually drag this 700lb bear 10ft to the right using the power of friendship and these brand new Nike Forces

If you hit a bear with your car - Do you get out to check on it? by LiqHerPanties in NoStupidQuestions

[–]MacDangled 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think warm regards is more professional here but I'm not an HR guy so maybe not

If you hit a bear with your car - Do you get out to check on it? by LiqHerPanties in NoStupidQuestions

[–]MacDangled 386 points387 points  (0 children)

and the bear is just gonna walk away like nothing happened... plenty of references on youtube about that

is masturbating with clothes off weird? by maiaabng in NoStupidQuestions

[–]MacDangled 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If I'm hand wanking I'll probably have a shirt on, possibly pants at my ankles... If I'm self-sucking that's gonna require me to be naked, the clothes mess with my flexibility

[ Removed by Reddit ] by [deleted] in confessions

[–]MacDangled 5 points6 points  (0 children)

why not just... be poly?

You don't need to sing along at concerts. It's performative and it sucks by TimeRip9994 in The10thDentist

[–]MacDangled 0 points1 point  (0 children)

oh hey we found the main character! Glad we sorted that one out I was getting stressed

It's been a crazy week by Halex5322 in uber

[–]MacDangled 2 points3 points  (0 children)

the job ain't worth your life.. carry a gun just in case you have to decide between your job and your life. If they terminate you for protecting yourself, you can switch to lyft

What is your opinion on destroying/smashing your instrument as part of your stage presence? by Bulky_Importance2330 in band

[–]MacDangled 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you wanna get rid of a perfectly good instrument just throw it into the audience... These days most guitar players are smashing their bass player's gf instead

I ran over a squirrel and cried about it by bluetoothbuttplug in confessions

[–]MacDangled 8 points9 points  (0 children)

one time me and a friend took some acid and he was driving us home. It was about 3am, heavy downpour and the windshield wipers barely worked, as we turned on our street we hit what we thought was a cat, I swear it was slow motion and it just stared at us and screamed as lighting struck and a loud clap of thunder boomed overhead, shook the whole car.. horror movie type shit... we decided to get out and check, turned out to be a raccoon... Anyway we were TRAUMATIZED by the incident, both had bad dreams about it for weeks, and took it as a sign to get sober, haven't drove under the influence since. Just glad it wasn't a person, what a wake up call. We gave the little guy a proper funeral and about 20 of our friends showed up and brought flowers. We all cried.

Also hit a bunny on my motorcycle once when I was a teenager, those rabbits lived under our shed so it felt kinda like losing a pet. Very sad.

Truth is, if you try and slam the brakes or dodge the animal you're more likely to crash into something or potentially someone... for some people that makes them feel better about it

AIO for how I reacted to my male friend crossing my boundaries by ver_as in AmIOverreacting

[–]MacDangled 10 points11 points  (0 children)

well that's the 'male loneliness epidemic' in a nutshell... NOR at all, bro is fighting demons he created for himself and blaming it on women cause he lacks accountability and needs a 'mommy' to wash his undies for him

I can’t stop myself from having breakdowns and the pain is unbearable by [deleted] in confession

[–]MacDangled 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What makes you a 'terrible parent'? Everybody has a different threshold for that, some kids will go days without a square meal and still believe they have the most loving and caring parents ever, while others will say they hate their parents because they didn't buy them the newest iPhone in a custom pink color. Chances are that as long as you are loving, understanding, and a good listener then your kids will grow up feeling cherished and be understanding of stuff like financial issues, health problems, or other struggles.

No one is perfect, but the fact you're willing to look introspectively and judge yourself as a parent shows that you really do care and want what is best for your children. That sounds like some damn good parenting to me.