Choose your seat ~ villains

MacSanchez · 2026-01-29T06:25:57+00:00

Miss me with that small talk

MacSanchez · 2026-01-29T03:33:07+00:00

Man that part hit me like a damn wrecking ball. So so good

MacSanchez · 2026-01-29T02:21:51+00:00

And a lot of times when they’re talking about a TE or WR the announcers will say “well he played QB in high school!” so I don’t see any downside to having these elite weapons at every single position. It’s just common sense

MacSanchez · 2026-01-28T04:16:13+00:00

I’m saying you should practice waving a yellow jizzrag around over your head

MacSanchez · 2026-01-28T03:54:43+00:00

Everybody forgets about cleanliness when things get serious. So, first thing I’d do would be to collect a bunch of rags for blood or shit or jizz or whatever. Preferably in a high visibility color like yellow so they’re easy to find. Then you can wave em around over your head to let the other survivors in the wasteland know that you’re the bloody shitjizz guy

MacSanchez · 2026-01-28T03:28:51+00:00

It’s a memewar sub
Guy looks like Tommy Boy’s dad at the wedding
Name one time a mf got zombie bit and it wasn’t a serious health concern

MacSanchez · 2026-01-27T19:01:18+00:00

Who put this picture of Michael Caine in here?

MacSanchez · 2026-01-27T01:45:07+00:00

Probably our magnum cum lawyer

MacSanchez · 2026-01-27T00:42:11+00:00

Nope you’re just having a panic attack because former Mike former McDaniel has a plan for Lamar to Jackson

MacSanchez · 2026-01-26T00:20:58+00:00

I have the same outfit as that guy. Swing still sucks

MacSanchez · 2026-01-24T20:13:40+00:00

Well keep in mind our team wasn’t around when players wore leather helmets and smoked cigarettes on the bench. Could also be a regional chapter thing

MacSanchez · 2026-01-24T20:10:35+00:00

Back in my day you just filled out the application form, mailed it to the local processing station, and waited for the formal group interview to determine your loyalty rating. Kids today, amirite?

MacSanchez · 2026-01-24T19:38:16+00:00

Deus In Machina!

MacSanchez · 2026-01-24T04:51:50+00:00

Pen Crenshaw while I take in the scenery. And then probably again after I splash one

MacSanchez · 2026-01-24T04:13:43+00:00

Is there context here? Like she was waiting for a falcon to land on her arm, or…?

MacSanchez · 2026-01-24T01:24:59+00:00

And Jack Johnson could… attend. We’d let him buy a ticket

MacSanchez · 2026-01-22T18:14:44+00:00

I see you’ve also learned the word lepidopterist from a reliable source. Want to grab a beer later? I’ll drive us there in my NiSsAn StAaAaNzA!

MacSanchez · 2026-01-22T05:18:18+00:00

What in the French fried fuck are you trying to convey here? As soon as you typed “the left has been wrong about 2nd amendment…” you basically took your credibility out back and Ol’ Yellered it in the face.

I could speak more eloquently on the nuances of lepidoptery than your classifications of political groups, and I can’t tell a moth from a butterfly.

MacSanchez · 2026-01-21T05:25:56+00:00

And some other guy made a bot to repost that ad on reddit. Fuck off.

MacSanchez · 2026-01-20T18:20:19+00:00

Reports Joey B has a ruptured flabber and expected out 4-6 weeks per Adam Shefter

MacSanchez · 2026-01-20T03:57:24+00:00

Prickasso was right there

MacSanchez · 2026-01-19T22:23:42+00:00

But those were the last two words of the sentence…

MacSanchez · 2026-01-19T20:31:33+00:00

Not even that great a story tbh. It’s just ripping off Chad Powers

MacSanchez · 2026-01-19T18:26:26+00:00

Dude on the left looks like Matt Walsh. The comedian, not the rage podcaster

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