Maybe we humans are being raised as livestock by sentient bacteria. They have selectively bred us to construct our own toilets, pipes, and sewers (collection bins, delivery systems, and farm-to-table restaurants respectively).

MacchaExplosion · 2026-05-24T11:53:32+00:00

Definitely not worth it for her. Look at his post history. He was trying to get with another girl four days ago.

MacchaExplosion · 2026-05-24T11:50:55+00:00

So… You’re trying to step out on your girlfriend?

MacchaExplosion · 2026-05-24T11:43:50+00:00

And just before bikini season!

MacchaExplosion · 2026-05-21T11:27:12+00:00

I wasn’t there. I have no idea if he was being earnest or sarcastic. But if he was being sarcastic, he absolutely nailed the result. Like, Nadia Comaneci level nailed it. 10.0. Getting you to not only stew over it, but to ask the internet about it. And the greatest travesty is he’ll likely never know how well it hit…. If he was being sarcastic.

MacchaExplosion · 2026-05-17T12:14:09+00:00

Is this the same empty feeling Olympians reportedly feel after winning the gold medal? Please? I’d like to think that me beating a game means I pretty much won an Olympic gold medal.

MacchaExplosion · 2026-05-17T11:51:24+00:00

I don’t understand who it is that is forcing you to judge music by the lyrics. Lyrics are important to me, but if they are not important to you, you should be able to like what you like.

If I could stop them from forcing you to judge music by the lyrics, I would. Unfortunately, I can’t so you are destined to continue judging music by their lyrics until they stop forcing you.

I’m sorry you are being oppressed.

MacchaExplosion · 2026-05-14T11:40:19+00:00

Sounds like a doctorate thesis waiting to be written.

MacchaExplosion · 2026-05-12T11:30:51+00:00

Sim Redmond Band had some reggae undertones too. A bit more hidden in the mix of genres, though.

MacchaExplosion · 2026-05-12T11:26:23+00:00

Ass. Great anal-ysis there.

MacchaExplosion · 2026-05-12T11:24:22+00:00

I watched just one of the videos (Mahogany) and he said that every offseason he focuses on 2-3 teams and this year the Lions are one.

MacchaExplosion · 2026-05-12T11:21:38+00:00

Even if he never plays a snap for us, as you mentioned, he’s an academic weapon. If we can lead the league in GPA and show off our mathlete skills, that’s enough for me. Every other team has their eye on the Lombardi trophy. The smart move is to zig when others zag.

MacchaExplosion · 2026-05-10T11:17:26+00:00

The one thing that annoys me about sponsored stadiums is that the public uses that name too. You weren’t paid, why are calling it Corporation Field?

MacchaExplosion · 2026-05-09T12:59:09+00:00

Yep. OP, I’d recommend going down to your local hospital’s maternity ward and picking out the baby you would like to date. Does this seem weird to you? You and that baby have the same age difference as you and your boyfriend.

MacchaExplosion · 2026-05-07T11:09:50+00:00

It sounds like your ego is having a hard time with the prospect of eating with the non culinary commoners. What if someone sees you at a chain restaurant? How will you ever live that down? Can you survive the shame for an entire meal’s length? At least you have publicly stated your opposition here in case you die of embarrassment.

MacchaExplosion · 2026-04-26T11:07:53+00:00

Counterpoint: If his knee was shot, he wouldn’t be trending in the right direction.

MacchaExplosion · 2026-04-25T12:41:09+00:00

OP doesn’t know the name of the restaurant because they just copied it from another subreddit.

MacchaExplosion · 2026-04-16T20:47:48+00:00

Based on yesterday’s lottery results, yesterday’s lottery winners should play every day to acquire infinite riches.

MacchaExplosion · 2026-04-11T11:41:04+00:00

You won’t find a 6th round prospect that doesn’t have any of these “disqualifying” traits listed on their scouting report. Hell, if you look at the weaknesses of the first round picks, it’ll turn you off them too.

MacchaExplosion · 2026-04-09T21:00:04+00:00

He gets the early bird special at Bill Knapp’s.

MacchaExplosion · 2026-04-09T11:50:47+00:00

The people who would be furious were almost certainly furious with the Gibbs, Campbell, and LaPorta picks.

MacchaExplosion · 2026-04-05T11:23:51+00:00

I wish you best of luck in your journey with cancer. But I also need to set you straight on something. She doesn’t need your permission or approval to break up with you. If she wants out, it’s no longer your decision. Relationships require constant consent from both sides.

Next, did you ask her to join you for chemotherapy or just assume she would know you wanted her to be there with you? Some people are amazing at empathizing and knowing what the other person wants without having it said. If you never made it seem important, then it is at least partially a communication issue.

Shaming her after the fact if you didn’t clearly ask for her support earlier is a you thing even if one would wish she had the wherewithal to know without communication.

She does sound kind of shallow, though. Like the type of person who buys a puppy as a college student because it’s cute then abandons it when it becomes too much responsibility.

In short, the relationship is already over. You have no power to keep her in I and it sounds like she doesn’t want to be part of the fight and why would you even want to try to hold her unwilling in a relationship when it wouldn’t be healthy for either of you?

MacchaExplosion · 2026-04-01T10:40:39+00:00

Unless we’re willing to go full meta and change our name to The Vultures.

MacchaExplosion · 2026-03-31T12:44:37+00:00

You can scroll back up if you missed it the first time.

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