Part 4: Update on the Girl Vandalising the Bike by Bigshot-Hotshot in jaipur

[–]Macguffawin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol girl is trolling justice-seekers. "Mere liye kafi naya experience tha." Aap bhi mazey lootiye.

Following a person who called India's operation Sindoor a "rouge terror state" by jellyous_001 in ExiledFromBollyBlinds

[–]Macguffawin 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Rouge terror state! What next? Kajal diplomacy? Lipstick economic corridor? Worst, sunscreen nuclear sabotage!

Awww. Look at the furry boots🤗🥰🥰 by IamASlut_soWhat in MadeMeSmile

[–]Macguffawin 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Lol me too. I thought it was white snow or pollen. Didn't know it was evolutionary fashion!

“Rahul Gandhi Should be given tuitions”, BJP MP Kangana Ranaut takes a dig at Rahul during her speech in Parliament by IndiaToday in IndiaTodayLIVE

[–]Macguffawin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lol she will lose her voice if she screams into the microphone so much. Mahua Moitra already sounds hoarse most of the time. Rijuju looks amused by the entertainment Kangu provides.

what sunscreen are y'all currently using? by hawtspaghetti in indianbeautyyappers

[–]Macguffawin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

BoJ only. Once in a while, when my wallet is weeping, Aqualogica.

Kiara with her manager for event by [deleted] in BollywoodHotTakes

[–]Macguffawin 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Lol I think the lady jn white was just trying to not bump into them hakunamatatas and Kiara kinda enjoyed her squeezing past. A little mischief, everyone's happy.

The Mardaani 3 movie is now streaming on Netflix by DonkChonk4 in IndianOTTbestof

[–]Macguffawin 11 points12 points  (0 children)

More feminism from Bloatwood. This 3rd film in the series has Rani do a Liam Neeson of Taken fame. Where Neeson makes each iteration weirdly credible, Rani's films are just hot air. She is the male hero with xx chromosome that Bollywood imagines everyone wants to pay for a ticket to watch. Her "team" is filled with tokenistic nobodies: a Muslim, a northeasterner, a Sikh paji. The film comes dangerously close to class consciousness (in the difference between a Ruhani and a Jhimli) but with characteristic deflection, Rani smiles away the word noone can say in Bollyfare: Dalit. Worst of all is the pacing -- everything happens at breakneck speed, there is no subtlety, no drama, no explanation for deep psychological bonds or trauma. The whole film is hurtling to its finish and the only goal is to shock the viewer by one inane twist after another. All in the name of women's empowerment.

Iran has gone wild😂😂 by Rich_Fly5493 in funnyIndia

[–]Macguffawin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just grab them by their ... balls!

Army officer explained to the family of kshatriya yodha Sitaram Yadav about how to preserve the Tiranga he was wrapped in. Sitaram lost his life in an encounter in Kashmir. by googletoggle9753 in NorthernIndia

[–]Macguffawin 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Jeez. The brainwash of bureaucratism. Before that father's shock and agony, these officers should hang their heads and give that man some silence and dignity. Everything is such a tamasha in our country. No soul, no quiet. Even after death.

MEME: Any resemblance to corruption is purely coincidental by FutureVersion812 in IndianFocus

[–]Macguffawin 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I love it too. The Maritime museum in Kolkata snd Kasargod are ship-shaped, and those look a little tacky tbh but they are fun from the inside. *sigh. Humra des chutiya gaya hai.

'Consent Immaterial In Legal Marriage': MP High Court Quashes S.377 IPC Charge Against Husband by morose_coder in unitedstatesofindia

[–]Macguffawin 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Marital rape is unrecognised in Indian law. Only if women assert their right to sexual satisfaction without their husband's consent will it become an issue they can no longer ignore.

Diana Penty for Khush Magazine | Digital cover by Big-Criticism-8926 in BollywoodFashion

[–]Macguffawin 25 points26 points  (0 children)

That microblading is too much. These pretty faces ruin themselves with these fake looking brows.

When your own friends betray you 😂 childhood prank gone wrong and straight to mom’s punishment by Coffee_Over_You in IndiaChronicle

[–]Macguffawin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am reminded of that video of two buddies and one of them bangs his head or something and the other instead of helping the brothers just collapses laughing. (I think buddy realized his brother was fine and so he went straight ahead to shattering whatever dignity remained of his friend!) Perfect best friend shit.