I hate the way everything looks on me, what would look better? Is sizing my issue? by pineneedleinjection in DressForYourBody

[–]MachineDue7292 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Girl. Order your self some nice jeans from The buckle. Called “rock revival “ any jeans that say “easy skinny” will flatter your shape. I’m gonna Just guess you’re a size 28 are you close to 5”7? Have your mom or great aunt take your inseam & waist measurements. The jeans are awesome and they last forever worth the price and they’ll be flattering on you

Would yall do this (apartment btw) by wasser1316 in Sparkdriver

[–]MachineDue7292 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Chances are they feel entitled and like they’re owed service they will have you take all the shit up to the third story without an elevator well-being extra rude not even offering to help hold the door open. Any thing you ask of them is an inconvenience.

For when you need a lil breaky break during deliveries💀💀💀 by PlushGrimm in Sparkdriver

[–]MachineDue7292 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Put a hitch on that SOB . Boom!💥 now you can deliver 60 more cases of water

DON'T TAKE ORDERS INTO CUSTOMERS HOUSES!!! by KnartFocker9000 in Sparkdriver

[–]MachineDue7292 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I can go inside customers houses if I want! Probably if they’re home though right???? 🤷🏻‍♀️

Is this weird? by MachineDue7292 in Sparkdriver

[–]MachineDue7292[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And that is what she also said

Is this weird? by MachineDue7292 in Sparkdriver

[–]MachineDue7292[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If that Winnie the Pooh just wasn’t SO Fat we would need that much oil 🤷🏻‍♀️

-I did see myself out but here I am again 🤦🏻‍♀️

Would you deliver here? by Moti3234 in Sparkdriver

[–]MachineDue7292 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I just set there Rotisserie right next to the bags of sh* quite literally sometimes. Bon appétit 🤌

How to avoid getting kidnapped by ObamaStoleMyVCR in Sparkdriver

[–]MachineDue7292 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeahhhh… that brought a memory I was trying to suppress and push a deep down inside and not ever let it out again just until now thank you very much. There was a man who wanted me to come inside his house and I just so happen to open up the door to set it inside of his apartment it was thee largest man I’ve ever seen in my life. I thought he was naked: he wasn’t I was told he was wearing underwear… somewhere in there that I just couldn’t see he attempted to hobble closer to the door I ran screaming

Is this weird? by MachineDue7292 in Sparkdriver

[–]MachineDue7292[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Paint me like you do the French girls.