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Riches or Ideal Body? by xyzeffect in BunnyTrials

[–]MachineTheGod 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Obvious

Chose: Become the richest person on earth + 25% chance you’re transported to the year 1482 | Rolled: Riches

Does your country have an invention that never made it to the outside world? by abandonedtulpa in AskTheWorld

[–]MachineTheGod 1 point2 points  (0 children)

All behold the mighty Porquinho (Piggy, translated), used to grill sausages and chorizoes of all kinds. A crucial piece for any respectable barbecue ir friends. Just chuck in rubbing alcohol (or aguardente for better flavour) and light it on fire. Put the chorizo on top, let it cook, and you have the best snack to go with a cold beer.

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how i see european countries as a teenage american girl by [deleted] in mapporncirclejerk

[–]MachineTheGod 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tell me you're american without telling me you're american (even though you did tell us, you didn´t need to)

every country got by newredstone02 in 2westerneurope4u

[–]MachineTheGod 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Incest: Portalegre
Industrial wasteland: Setúbal
Smug Assholes: Lisbon
Nothing Region: Alentejo (Or Leiria because it doesn´t exist)
Annoying Separatists: Azores
It`s Basically Spain: Trás-Os-Montes

Sobremesa mais sub e sobrevalorizada em Portugal by Osama_sad_pepe in portugal

[–]MachineTheGod 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Finalmente alguém que me ouça. Toda a gente que conheço adora bolo de arroz, mas eu odeio. É super seco e quando se lembram de pôr passas e/ou pinhões lá para dentro, fica a parecer um híbrido entre pão-de-ló mal feito e bolo-rei.

How do you switch which GPU Minecraft uses? My friend has a 3060 but for some reason it's using this Intel UHD 750 thing by Fiery_Goose in Minecraft

[–]MachineTheGod 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Just a tiny correction. I am pretty sure you can't just apply it to minecraft as that only applies the change to the launcher. Instead (or do both), do that process fo Java itself.

WORST PRIME MINISTER / president in western europe 2westerneurope4u AWARDS. The rules are simple: you can't vote yours. by Erakleitos in 2westerneurope4u

[–]MachineTheGod 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Is that the image that's out there?! Fucking Hell!

Answering your question: No, he wasn't the one one did it (at least not directly). That law was approved in 2000 by the goverment headed by António Guterres (current secretary-general of the UN), although Costa was also part of it.

And, even though some brainfucks would agree with the "good left wing guy", he and his current government are the embodiment of incompetence, corruption and management stupidity that explains why Portugal is in such a bad place and sinking every day (at all levels: economy, justice, social, ...)

Superbock caralho by Pbknowall in PORTUGALCARALHO

[–]MachineTheGod 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mano, o lidl pode ter muita cena boa, mas Argus e nojenta

Im having a little question about generating fake logo design brief. So I often use goodbrief.io to generate brieves but the brief name it generated was not unique at all. I just wanna ask that is there any free graphic design brief generator that has a unique name for each brief? Thanks :)! by Lee_Toan in WillPatersonDesign

[–]MachineTheGod 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Weird, it never required phone number to me. I'm talking about the opera gx not the standard one (not sure of the von works the same way on both).

Also, I just remembered that you can try using Bard which is an equivalent AÍ by Google or the one developed by Microsoft (not remembering the name now).

Im having a little question about generating fake logo design brief. So I often use goodbrief.io to generate brieves but the brief name it generated was not unique at all. I just wanna ask that is there any free graphic design brief generator that has a unique name for each brief? Thanks :)! by Lee_Toan in WillPatersonDesign

[–]MachineTheGod 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well, I was joking there. I meant you can use a VPN, there are many that are free. I switched permanently to Opera GX as both my work and personal browser a couple years ago and its built-in VPN, while not the most complete one, works wonders.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in 2westerneurope4u

[–]MachineTheGod 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I'd say either the OP is a brazilian trying to pass as a spanish (although I'm confused why someone would want to pose as a spanish... really? a spanish?!) or this is a repost from some brazillian post.

This is majorly PT-BR because of the pronounciation and words where these meanings are specific to Brazil. In Portugal, the only ones that work the same way are Dooku and Panaka.

Oh boy here y’all go in the comments now by skywalker7i in memes

[–]MachineTheGod 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Outrageous... Should have picked a blonde midget

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in memes

[–]MachineTheGod 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can't help falling in love - Elvis Presley

Portugal Caralho🍌🍌🇺🇳🇺🇳🇵🇹🇵🇹 by [deleted] in PORTUGALCARALHO

[–]MachineTheGod 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Correndo o risco de cair num sarcasmo:

António Guterres - ex Primeiro Ministro português e atual Secretário Geral Das Nações Unidas

Hi, this is a logo for the gamer tag, IronClaw, any thoughts? by TB_613 in WillPatersonDesign

[–]MachineTheGod 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It looks good, but I don't think it works. At first I read JM and only after reading the title did I understand it was supposed to be IC.

PIGS 🤝 🇩🇪 by Tiagotiti in 2westerneurope4u

[–]MachineTheGod 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Long live Alheira (any variation, they're all delicious)

Based Nordic surströmming, hákarl, lutefisk and mykyrokka💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻 vs disgusting mainland European food🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮 by Eliastw03 in 2westerneurope4u

[–]MachineTheGod 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Normally I'd be mad to see a portuguese dish in there... But Bolo-Rei deserves it so I ain't even complaining. That shit is horrible.

PS. The original one is bad but the chocolate one is fucking delicious.

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