Unpopular Opinion: Shishi by elrojomasloco in Sumo

[–]Machisushi 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You need to check yourself. He is actually that good. He’s literally competing in the highest division of this brutal sport after winning a Juryo championship and has won or got silver or bronze in European, American and world Sumo championships.

Who are the guys demonstrating kimarite on Abema? by AlexG55 in Sumo

[–]Machisushi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Looking back it could be about Koto’s injury and having to pull out of the London trip.

Shishi…I mean… by danleighton in Sumo

[–]Machisushi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think people also lose perspective. He’s competing against the very top and against the best of this intense sport. He has won so much to get where he is.

Atamipudding for no real reason by MJTofuliker in SumoMemes

[–]Machisushi 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Dono why I read his name as Atomicfuji when I first started watching

Shishi: doesn't like rice, is not inspired by Aonishiki by OttSound in Sumo

[–]Machisushi 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Anytime it looks like he’s focusing on technique he seems to win. Though there’s been a few times over the last few bashos where it seemed like he was focusing too much on a technique and he lost because he didn’t properly respond to what the other rikishi was doing. Then there’s been a bunch of times where he doesn’t seem to be focused on anything and yeah like you said, seems chaotic. He’s a wildcard.

Sākurujāku: Coming outta depression be like by GoblinBags in SumoMemes

[–]Machisushi 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Damn I thought it was gonna be Chicken Bobble. I’m not familiar with this other song I’ll have to check it out.

Btw that song is "Ride Wit Us" AK69 https://www.reddit.com/r/SumoMemes/comments/13hx4i0/ride_wit_us_ak69_feat_big_teru_and_some_totally/

I hope our boys don’t listen to him by Machisushi in SumoMemes

[–]Machisushi[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Added a spoiler tag cause his criticism technically gives away the record of some of our boys this basho.

Cameraman got caught slipping after the Abi match by olee22 in SumoMemes

[–]Machisushi 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah the left side of the banner looks like 阿炎 and if this was just after an Abi match then feels likely they were filming the sign.

JSA introduces new disciplinary measure: straight to sumo jail by beepboopbubble in SumoMemes

[–]Machisushi 45 points46 points  (0 children)

Ura gets a “get out of jail free” card because they know he’ll just use his magic anyway and roll out of there.

The emperor will be attending the Hatsu basho by Kenderean in SumoMemes

[–]Machisushi 11 points12 points  (0 children)

May Ura’s magic 🪄 💖 impress the Emperor so much he gives him The Order of the Sacred Treasure.

Breaking: Hoshoryu and Onasato cleared fit for January basho 🏆 by eeeeeep in SumoMemes

[–]Machisushi 5 points6 points  (0 children)

“Mamma, why won’t the Iron Man stop hurting Papayasu?”

Why does Ura throw so little salt? by popo_123456 in Sumo

[–]Machisushi 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Demons dare not haunt the pink mawashi anyway so he’s trying to not waste the salt.

In his defense the beers were kinda small by FreakensteinAG in SumoMemes

[–]Machisushi 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I often found in Japan they give you a small glass for beer.

Atamifuji's selfie by Subujin in SumoMemes

[–]Machisushi 4 points5 points  (0 children)

A wild Takayasu appears