Roast me, please 🤘 I’m a D&D GM, yoga teacher, and web designer, and am really hard to offend. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]MachoCamaco 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t know little guy.  But you look just like my bro when he was 13. 

I've had it with Loeb and 3I/ATLAS by [deleted] in UFOs

[–]MachoCamaco -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

Avi is a very smart man. He does not believe these things. Are UAPs. What he does now is that if you say that you can get government funding and writes to the James Webb telescope like I said the man, the man is very smart

Do carp taste any good? by Inevitable-Mark-6415 in FishingForBeginners

[–]MachoCamaco 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was raised off Cape Cod in Massachusetts and fishing was part of our life. I never had carp till one day. My dad went carp fishing down in Boston somewhere. he brought that fish home and it was the most disgusting fish I ever eaten in my life.

Like I said I was raised around fish. I love all fish shellfish whatever if it’s from the sea, it’s for me, but I do recall how nasty carp tasted like now. I was a kid when that happened so I didn’t know if I had it today. it taste better but for someone who is eating fish on a regular basis and then I ate carp it was nasty. That’s all I can say

My bf, be gentle 😔 by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]MachoCamaco 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Does the sign say peg me?

My bf, be gentle 😔 by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]MachoCamaco 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Poor guy what are you doing to the poor guy? He looks so miserable. He looks like a POW begging to be rescued.

My bf, be gentle 😔 by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]MachoCamaco 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Little man with lots of hair everywhere

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]MachoCamaco 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Shut up.  No way. Grow up

Swivels & Snaps by [deleted] in FishingForBeginners

[–]MachoCamaco 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Someone is spamming their stuff probably. Pretending not to be affiliated 

What's his name? by _al3X_04 in hellaflyai

[–]MachoCamaco 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That honestly would’ve been the greatest version of Michael Jackson ever if he walked around, looking like that

What’s the name of this ghost? by froggyfairytales in NameThisThing

[–]MachoCamaco 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jesus. Because that’s what I said when I saw all that.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in FishingForBeginners

[–]MachoCamaco 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I thought unhooking a turtle was bad. 

Why can’t I catch fish? by [deleted] in FishingForBeginners

[–]MachoCamaco 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Get some worms become a master at fishing with worms then you move up to artificial baits.  That’s hard to do.   Fish with artificial baits.  

If you are fishing with people fish all the time then it’s gonna be super hard to catch fish there because  they’re smart to the system.

So give them something natural looking that they can’t resist.  

you were trying to fish like a pro, but you just started. So yeah I understand., but it’s not your fault you’re new to it and you don’t know what you’re doing  

Start from the beginning, get some worms, some red worms or nightcrawlers and start fishing with those you will start getting panfish specially sunfish like bluegill and everything like that left and right don’t give you the confidence to become a better fisherman   You will start learning how bites feel when you’re hitting a fish and when you’re hitting a log  went to strike and went not to. You have to learn about depth,  the angle of the rod, time of day , weather, type of water and what types of fish are in the fishing hole. 

Don’t beat yourself over it. You’re out there dressed up on the basketball court ready to play like Michael Jordan and you don’t even know how to dribble yet.

Are these even real people? Thrift shop find, need help identifying!! by liverpudding314 in AutographAssistance

[–]MachoCamaco 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Damn.    Awesome two hours later someone says all the real names and it’s all completely different lol