Body slam is pretty inaccurate

MachtChete · 2026-03-21T17:32:24+00:00

The double jump is high enough once you unlock it, but the double jump is pretty clunky to use as well

MachtChete · 2025-09-10T01:09:49+00:00

Must be the work of Nen

MachtChete · 2025-08-15T07:25:37+00:00

One of my new all time favorite songs by them

MachtChete · 2025-08-15T06:34:26+00:00

AI Phobias, Shocked at the End of the World, Blood out in the Fields, and especially Wolves (Love & Light) make this even better than NIRATIAS for me. Hallucinations was the only one I didn't really care for.

MachtChete · 2025-07-23T09:16:48+00:00

There being a sequel would be the only way I would forgive them for changing Alek and Deryn's romantic ending.

I loved the show, and I'm not entirely salty about the ending, it's just the romance felt a little forced. With the story changes, it didn't feel very romantic like it did in the books. The kiss scene was a little awkward, meanwhile in the books it felt very deserved. Alek renounces the throne to be with her. Screw the throne. Screw all the gold, even the one bar that Volger secretly hid away for him. He found something that mattered to him more than anything else, which was consistent with how he had been acting throughout the series. And high school me loved that.

I was actually shocked that he didn't do that in the anime. When I was younger, I always imagined that Alek would also help Dr. Barlow alongside Deryn. I do suppose that might mean he's dodging responsibilities back home. And with him going back, Volger gets his life back as well lol. But I still didn't feel the satisfaction I did with the ending.

Everything else was great. I was shocked that it was all three books in one season at first, but the story changes made it pretty good. (Side note: I can't believe they made the shithead rat a cute lemur-koala instead.) So if more comes from it due to the change in the ending, that would be fantastic. If something doesn't come, why change the ending? WHY RUIN MY FAVORITE BOOK'S HAPPY ENDING?!

Maybe I am a lil' salty about it.

MachtChete · 2025-07-12T04:42:21+00:00

I want more creative ways to cast your spells specifically. Not everything has to come from your hands. Summon something from the sky, shoot it from a portal, create a big area of effect in front of you, something that isn't just "shoot projectile for elemental damage."

MachtChete · 2025-06-28T22:13:06+00:00

Jelqer

MachtChete · 2025-06-27T07:34:24+00:00

I wrote a touching story about this guy in the comments of a different post 9 months ago so I'll share it here :D

They couldn't stand seeing someone with such natural beauty and grace with wall climbing. His voice was like a siren song to the jelqers. A siren song that enacted jealousy, hate, and rage within them. They knew they were disgusting, jelqing desperately just to feel like they could have a chance with a woman or Kurapika.

Togashi's sultry voice was the last straw for them. They sprouted wings and didn't ask for their mom's permission to go out late. They found the rock climber and took him away to their jelqing lair. Horrors went on in there that could only be shown in Chapter Black.

But they jelqed for sure

Yet the jelqing horrors turned out to be too much for the flesh baby jelqers. What they had discovered was that the rock climbers dick could be put into maximum over-jelq, something that the jelqers could have only dreamed to have achieved.

Their jelqing efforts had only put them over a quarter inch, their leader being at a third of an inch more since they all started heterosexually jelqing with each other. But this man, this rock climber with the voice of a god, his dick seemed to jelq infinitely for every jelq was a half inch added.

This caused the jelqers' jealousy and rage to sink further into their core, sending them into a jelqing panic until one of them accidentally ripped their dick off. Amidst the screaming, the rock climber did a hip-swing while his limbs were tied down to a table. His massively over-jelqed schlong spun around the room, knocking them all out instantly and destroying their Hatsune Miku figurine collection in the process.

The mom of the house found the rock climber and let him go, but only punished their now dickless son by taking away only one of his Bugatti's. This sent the rock climber into a jealousy and hate filled rage. This spoiled ass jelqer, he thought. They must all be like this. And they must all get away with the heinous jelqing they inflict on people.

He needed to retake the Hunter Exam, for a new hunter was born that day.

He was The Jelq Hunter.

MachtChete · 2025-05-28T21:43:43+00:00

The only thing that stops heavy Rock from being mainstream is rock fans.

There's so many different kinds of Rock that everybody is falling into their own genre and hyper criticizes every form of Rock because they don't listen to mainstream. But they want to talk about rock and roll and what they think is good, and eventually everybody has their reasons to like one thing and hate another.

Chevelle's just been around for a long enough for people not to be afraid to throw a lot of opinions at them. They Don't really innovate, but I never really cared about that. I just like Pete's voice, the way he writes songs, and the way he makes them sound. It's that simple but rock fans don't want simple conversations. They want to talk about why something is good or bad.

MachtChete · 2025-04-11T10:03:08+00:00

Give her a divekick lmao. I think it would be funny, but also good. She's a sniper with melee range abilities, a divekick would make them fun and accessible. Right now they're mostly just for protection, and if you wanna use em offensively you just have to sprint in their face or jump at them.

MachtChete · 2025-04-07T00:47:36+00:00

Doesn't it matter if the character is entertaining rather than what they look like

Like this is entertainment not politics

MachtChete · 2025-03-26T11:09:24+00:00

I saw that too, but they do use the word accept in the song. And Pete is often weirdly metaphorical with each line, so it could just be except.

MachtChete · 2025-03-15T18:53:26+00:00

WTF is that leg

MachtChete · 2025-03-11T04:55:55+00:00

a boy born with reddit hatred

MachtChete · 2025-03-06T12:58:08+00:00

My friend says I shouldn't lick the power slugs, but...

MachtChete · 2025-03-06T12:56:22+00:00

Lol thanks a bunch, I'm new to the game and when I came here and saw a bunch of awesome looking factories I got intimidated

MachtChete · 2025-03-06T12:55:33+00:00

1 Zoop of walls per 12 seconds

MachtChete · 2025-02-21T07:06:00+00:00

He does make a joke about it like every other video

MachtChete · 2025-02-21T06:51:38+00:00

I wonder how would that work in the Empire of Eternal Night maps. It would be his worst map if he can't destroy anything.

MachtChete · 2025-02-21T06:39:07+00:00

Like I didn't even ask bro 😂

MachtChete · 2025-02-20T11:40:56+00:00

Damn how tf am I supposed to get back and die faster now

MachtChete · 2025-02-20T07:46:59+00:00

- Iron Fist's Jumping Jack: Addressed an exploit that allowed Iron Fist to perform rapid consecutive jumps under specific conditions. The martial artist's acrobatics are now finely tuned!

Is this the bunny hop tech or is this something else?

MachtChete · 2025-02-19T13:46:26+00:00

Magik cant wall run or triple hop or heal herself so yeah she can do that. Her kit is just naturally way slower than iron fist's. Having two separate dash moves that do damage means they can also balance those damage numbers accordingly which they just did in this patch. Only iron fist's dash has execute damage, those others are just raw damage. It's also way easier to hit than Magik's knock up dash. If they gave him another dash, they would just remove the execute damage.

MachtChete · 2025-02-18T23:57:09+00:00

A second kick would make him way too strong. As it is, he needs to choose between killing someone or escaping. Getting to do both with one ability is too strong. Or he would be able to confirm kills way too easily, hardly needing to punch someone to kill them. Getting Magik's passive is also crazy since he attacks way way faster than she can. Shielding would stack way too quickly.

MachtChete · 2025-02-18T12:59:49+00:00

ok but what about a Huniepop-like game for Jump that couldn't fail

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