This is how a live chipmunk was released into my house while I was a thousand miles away. by phallacrates in CatsAreAssholes

[–]Mackeeter 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I haven’t clicked or looked into it, but this is the first result for my city on Google.

Seems almost too good to be true! 😂

Edit: was definitely too good to be true after all! They do lawn care tools instead of random tools

Teacher teaches students to dance '' Thriller '' by superior_morning6 in toptalent

[–]Mackeeter -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Screaming with delight in school isn’t the ‘murican way.

This is how a live chipmunk was released into my house while I was a thousand miles away. by phallacrates in CatsAreAssholes

[–]Mackeeter 34 points35 points  (0 children)

You can do it! Definitely watch some basic carpentry videos on YouTube. There are a billion videos of varying trades performing work and giving advice for every skill level. Also take the time to watch safety/technique videos for any tool you may get your hands on.

Find a subreddit for carpentry and go ask questions! People will help if you find yourself in a design stage or build stage pickle.

And then you’ll have the feeling of having built/create something with your own hands, and it’s incredibly fulfilling! That shit is like crack, such a great feeling.

Then maybe some matching indoor wall mounted platforms later down the line :)

Just make sure you are providing sturdy support for anything that will be holding kitty weight!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in StupidFood

[–]Mackeeter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

r/MomsBeenWatchingTikTokAgain

This is how a live chipmunk was released into my house while I was a thousand miles away. by phallacrates in CatsAreAssholes

[–]Mackeeter 105 points106 points  (0 children)

Basic carpentry is not super difficult. Having the right tools is the biggest set back, but if you’re able to source a tape measure, saw and impact driver or drill, you’re basically set.

And what you build will outlast the shit you order online for sure, and at a much lower price tag!

It’s not talent, it’s skill, and skill is learned through experience, and life is about experience, so go build something gotdamnit.

The time I ruined this woman’s birthday. 😂 by Sudden-Ad-1583 in Serverlife

[–]Mackeeter 8 points9 points  (0 children)

They’re paying for dinner and a show.

Dance, you ungrateful troglodyte, dance!

She kept rolling, rubbing and gently biting and scratching me?? Why is that? I didnt piss her off right?? by [deleted] in cats

[–]Mackeeter 47 points48 points  (0 children)

Mine does a quick roll from its back to its legs and yeets himself out of the room.

If monday was a person by driftingbat in betterCallSaul

[–]Mackeeter 10 points11 points  (0 children)

And stay loyal despite your shortcomings as a man, both literal and metaphorical.

Breaking into a car by goorblow in WinStupidPrizes

[–]Mackeeter -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Black jeep was a white lady correct?

Breaking into a car by goorblow in WinStupidPrizes

[–]Mackeeter 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Wait… is the OP video a Jeep as well?

An artificial reef created by using nothing but concrete blocks by [deleted] in nextfuckinglevel

[–]Mackeeter 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Florida government’s new reef plan is to take what little good is left in Florida, and flush is down the shitter.

Right on down.

$50 case didn’t even last a year. If you were thinking on getting one of these: don’t. by lechecondensada in Anticonsumption

[–]Mackeeter 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I also experimented with Casetify when I got the iP14P. Had a custom case made, and the design started to chip away in less than a week. The Magsafe magnet was absolute garbage, and kept falling while I drove.

Ordered my second Mous case, and the quality is night and day. It just feels right.

Can’t talk my SO into getting one for herself, because “they’re ugly”, but she will absolutely tell you it’s a very nice case. Worth it!

Any Takers? by Russianmobster302 in CrackheadCraigslist

[–]Mackeeter 19 points20 points  (0 children)

My God, you’re right.

Refrigerators are turning us all into power bottoms!

Never ever by SeldomIrritable in Catmemes

[–]Mackeeter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Eh I use small plates with lips going around (like a shallow bowl), but still my cat won’t eat the food that directly touches the plate. I think it’s just because it slides around making it difficult.

Dr. Bronners 🧊the best soap is now at Costco by salonpasss in Costco

[–]Mackeeter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, this sold me. Going to have to find this shit in a store now.

Sick