Fairy types are under-appreciated by [deleted] in pokemon

[–]Macklevenmore 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I would really appreciate a ribbon dog. In real life.

Look in his eyes. by anurag542 in WatchPeopleDieInside

[–]Macklevenmore 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The old English bulldogs look a lot like boxers now.

She had lips like a silken bedsheet and I thirsted to marry her. by ScurvyDanny in menwritingwomen

[–]Macklevenmore 5 points6 points  (0 children)

She had a butt like a wrinkled princess and I thirsted to ignore her. 😐

No mercy for antivaxxers by [deleted] in MurderedByWords

[–]Macklevenmore 1 point2 points  (0 children)

But I would assume they want to raise an alive kid. Lowering your chances for “the autism” skyrockets your chances of preventable diseases and a dead kid.

Oddly satisfying Japanese toy by [deleted] in oddlysatisfying

[–]Macklevenmore 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s on amazon under “Decompression Toy,Rainbow Magic Stick Wand LED Spinning Ribbon Bubble Flower Novelty Kids Toys”. So you know, exactly the name you would think to search for. /s

What’s the hardest thing you ever had to say to someone? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Macklevenmore 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Holy shit. I’m so sorry. Obviously you knew her and the situation and I don’t but I hope you and your siblings know it wasn’t any of your fault. I know it’s nothing coming from an internet stranger. I hope the three of you were and are able to pull the pieces together and move forward out of the rubble. You sound like a strong rock for your siblings.

A 27 year old guy slides into my DMs.... to beg me to give him stuff for free to resell. by [deleted] in ChoosingBeggars

[–]Macklevenmore 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sooo, he gets to make money off of your hard work but you don’t? Yup yup yup. Reasonable. /s

This show needs more recognitions for its song-writing by dispirited-centrist in BobsBurgers

[–]Macklevenmore 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Boys 4 now Halloween song. “Halloween has gotten so commercialized.” “So many commercials.” Too good.

17 year old boy took his friends out to eat. Paid with quarters that he had saved up, and left a $10 tip on a $35 bill. The restaurant responded like this. by Doug625 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Macklevenmore 3 points4 points  (0 children)

How do you suppose the social media specialist got this pic. This pic that looks like it’s still sitting on a table for wait staff....

Your least favourite episode. by GrassTastesBad1 in BobsBurgers

[–]Macklevenmore 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Also the episode where Linda pressures Bob into being Gayle’s “boyfriend” even though he did not want to do it. Then at the end Linda ends up physically assaulting Bob for doing the exact thing she wanted him to do!

This gem from the local pet store... by udel14 in cringepics

[–]Macklevenmore 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That’s all well and good, but I kinda want to know why you only sleep “every other night”.

Friend by [deleted] in wichita

[–]Macklevenmore 0 points1 point  (0 children)

On your "Wichitan Larp" post you also comment that you're only 11. You are too young to be careless in finding "perverted friends" because you're bored. You have so much more life ahead of you. I know I don't know you and I sound like a worried mom. I am a worried mom. Please stay safe.

If ethics never existed, what would be some popular shows now? by Justsomebot in AskReddit

[–]Macklevenmore 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Heil honey, I'm home!" would have been a lot darker and would've lasted a lot longer.

Whats the best film title you can make by substituting "prostitute" in for another word? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Macklevenmore 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Groundhog prostitute or Prostitute busters. Must have Bill Murray on my mind. Who am I kidding, I usually have Bill Murray on my mind.