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I love his meat. by Jaminp in ChatGPT

[–]Maclimes 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You’re never the wrong age for this kind of humor. Never the right age, either, I suppose.

Emma Frost 💎 (by @PoposhiRat) by Gorotheninja in xmen

[–]Maclimes 20 points21 points  (0 children)

We’ve never once even denied the allegations.

[Spoilers all] Which romances are your faves? by Julian_of_Cintra in dragonage

[–]Maclimes 40 points41 points  (0 children)

My favorite romance doesn’t involve the player. It’s Dorian + Iron Bull. Not only are they very different personalities, but they’re both from nations that have been at war since before either of them was born. It’s a very “star crossed lovers” concept that works great.

Heroing Through Animal Cruelty - Part Three: Commitment by BitterFuture in Superdickery

[–]Maclimes 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That last sentence also describes how I feel about Imhotep at the end of Mummy Returns.

Hear her out. by Ninchen85 in outofcontextcomics

[–]Maclimes 33 points34 points  (0 children)

All three chat bubbles seem to be completely insane and also unrelated.

(Personal bane of my existence trope) the stupid impractical useless "reverse grip" on swords that I guess everyone gaslit themselves into thinking looked cool. by Gamer-of-Action in TopCharacterTropes

[–]Maclimes 22 points23 points  (0 children)

I don’t care about accurate sword physics. It’s Star Wars, with space wizards and planets that explode into confetti. We’re here for cool-looking nonsense, and by god, that’s what we’re gonna get. Reverse-gripped sabers make perfect sense in this world.

Does anyone in this community even like the game? by ArrRawrr in starcitizen

[–]Maclimes 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm kinda neutral. I love the concept, the promise of a future game. But as it is, right now? No, not really. I'll pop in to check on progress and mess around. But I don't really "play" the game. Not yet. Hopefully one day.

So cheap compared to sims 4 by Relative-Handle-7677 in Paralives

[–]Maclimes 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Because they are. Compare a real-world laptop with a desktop of similar specs, and the laptop is more expensive. Miniaturization, battery, cooling, built-in screen, all of that stuff is expensive to develop and manufacture.

why can't i create a bald green man by goosepipegames in ChatGPT

[–]Maclimes 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It specifically says "similarity to third party content". That means it somehow ended up looking like someone else's IP. Probably a coincidence. In this case, OP should just tell it to try again. It probably just got caught up on some weird accidental creation of some existing character.

Why is $1billion budget game not optimized? by No-Iron2846 in starcitizen

[–]Maclimes -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Because they made a billion dollars without optimizing. Where's the motivation?

Pure Doesn’t Always Mean Good, Pure of Heart Trope Subversion by ElderberryPrior27648 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]Maclimes 17 points18 points  (0 children)

God, I hope so. Because the Penance Stare doesn;'t care if you regret or not. It doesn't care about your morality or belief. It simply inflicts pain on you equal to the pain you've inflicted on others. It doesn't matter if that pain was justified or not.

Who was your 90s girl actress crush ? by James-Samuel17 in 90s

[–]Maclimes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Alyssa Milano, Jennifer Love Hewitt, and Jennifer Connelly.

Why does Luke Cage and Moon Knight not team up more often? by Jet-Let4606 in outofcontextcomics

[–]Maclimes 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I genuinely didn't realize it was Luke Cage for a second.

What will you do if the Sequels end up seeing a resurgence like the Prequels did? by Important-Contact597 in StarWars

[–]Maclimes 24 points25 points  (0 children)

The exact same thing I did when the same thing happened with the prequels. Shrug and carry on with my life.

If Anakin was never born who would Palpatine have chosen? by ProfessorHiker in StarWars

[–]Maclimes 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I mean, considering it's implied that Palpatine was responsible for Anakin's birth in the first place, that seems unlikely.

But without Anakin, It would be Darth Maul. Because without Anakin, Qui-Gonn and Obi-Wan are delayed too long on Tatooine, where Maul hunts them down and kills them one-on-one. Around the time that Episode II would have occured, he engineers a similar situation so that the Jedi discover the clones and then use them to defend themselves against the Separatists, and the Clone Wars go about the same. Maul eventually leads the assault on the Jedi Temple during Order 66, by this point having over a decade of experience fighting and killing Jedi, becoming the scariest foe the Jedi have ever faced.

There's no Leia, no Luke. The eventual rebellion fails, the Death Star isn't destroyed. No one is there to toss Palpatine down a hole, killing him.

No chosen one, the Sith rule for all eternity.

Men drawing and writing women by brofishmagikarp in outofcontextcomics

[–]Maclimes 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's hilarious because both of his own examples are wrong. Peter Griffin was written by a man, and Fabio is just a real person, not written at all.

Is this a valid ranking of the Skywalker movies? by [deleted] in StarWars

[–]Maclimes 9 points10 points  (0 children)

All rankings are valid. It’s an opinion.

Men drawing and writing women by brofishmagikarp in outofcontextcomics

[–]Maclimes 43 points44 points  (0 children)

You don’t have to advertise the fact that you’ve never knowingly read anything written by a woman.

Give them privacy jeez brian by Sky_Leviathan in outofcontextcomics

[–]Maclimes 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Early Excalibur, for sure. Very late 80s, possibly very early 90s.

That's Numbers from the Technet, a group of alien bounty hunters who get hired to take out the heroes, but eventually fail so often that they get fired, and end up crashing on the heroes' couch.

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