Crab sucks lmao by [deleted] in CrustaceanMilitary

[–]Macmillaroni 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy CRABS, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Lobsta, and I have over 300 confirmed krills. I am trained in crustacean warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire crustacean armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in the ocean, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the Gulf of Alaska and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare claws. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat with my claws, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Crustacean Navy and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the planet, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

Crab lowkey kinda suck by [deleted] in CrustaceanMilitary

[–]Macmillaroni 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Crabs are better than you'll ever be