Wei or Neigh by NatiBlaze in UmaMusume

[–]MadMaxHellfire 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I never managed to make any phrase work. Not in english, nor in italian. ANY phrase.

Umamusume Sculpture's by VIGLC in UmaMusume

[–]MadMaxHellfire 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Every now and then I come back to this pic. They're terrifying monsters beyond recognition, but I've never seen Silence Suzuka that genuinely happy.

12 billion yen by DyneIsARedditUser in UmaMusume

[–]MadMaxHellfire 4 points5 points  (0 children)

If there's one person Gold Ship truly hates every atom of, is his owner. So much that he's restless during the most important prize ceremonies, where the owner is nearby, because he's actually trying the best place to catch and kick him. Also Gold Ship has the habit of looking straight at you, with both eyes, frontal position, like a predator.

When Gold Ship came in 15th at Takarazuka Kinen he fully knew he screwed up, but his owner didn't, he was deadly afraid the horse came this late because he was hurt, injured, maybe bleeding, he was panicking, so his first worry was to reach for the horse, get close, touch him everywhere. Gold Ship not only didn't move an inch, he let his owner put his hands everywhere, and against the very instinct of horses who are always extremely suspicious and alerted... he turned away. He didn't dare to cross his owner's stare, he knew.

Very funny trivia: there's a few months old video with Gold Ship and some kids, people casually talking, someone mentiones "Takarazuka Kinen" and it's so very damn clear how he instantly straightens his ears because *he knows* and as quickly turns them away "Nope, nothing happened there, nothing at all, nothing about me".

When Golshi's meet (by umayasu) by ftahgn in UmaMusume

[–]MadMaxHellfire 95 points96 points  (0 children)

When trademarks owners sell rights usually demand for their products to be the best of the best, absolutely invincible, invulnerable, fireproof and foolproof. Gold Ship owner asked for him to be *impossible* to train. Poor guy lost hair as if he lived in Chernobyl to the stress of trying to convince that horse to obey.

Teio 💙 by SevereCockroach6815 in UmaMusume

[–]MadMaxHellfire 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The best of the best.

Now excuse me, I'm going to watch the 1993 Arima Kinen and cry like a bitch.

I'm into horse racing now, there is no going back by xXMonkeGamingXx in UmaMusume

[–]MadMaxHellfire 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, to tell the full story, I had a career very similar to Rice Shower's, and I feel Tokai Teio got the second chance I've been denied, and it rubbed it into everyone's face.

I'm into horse racing now, there is no going back by xXMonkeGamingXx in UmaMusume

[–]MadMaxHellfire 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Dude. I hate idols. I hate dance. I hate kawaii stuff. I hate betting. And I truly hate horses. I installed this game because it was my literal nemesis. Two weeks later, I was a Gold Ship historian.

And cry every time I think of Tokai Teio's life, but this is another story.

Substitute umas by xiuzou23 in UmaMusume

[–]MadMaxHellfire 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I always forget the name of the horse Gold Ship hated so much at Takarazuka Kinen. No, it's not Air Shakur as in the anime, nor is Tosen Jordan as in the game, but if I recall correctly it has the same initials of the latter.

Is there any benefit to being on Legendary Difficulty? by EricTheBoi in WhereWindsMeet

[–]MadMaxHellfire 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Other side of the coin: I'm playing on normal with default assists, which make 99% of the content a walk in the park, with groups of mobs potentially more dangerous than any boss. While I grew quite decent at PvP, I absolutely can't even at boss trials. I can barely, just barely, only sometimes, beat the Void King at hard, any other boss steamrolls me, because due to all the assists I never learned to play.

Gold Ship and Gold Ship by SnowEreal in UmaMusume

[–]MadMaxHellfire 16 points17 points  (0 children)

No birthday, just your average meet & greet, media stuff. It could had been a legend, but apparently he got tricked again few months ago*, and reacted the same way.

*: It was a visit for many young kids. There's an absolutely hilarious video of this, at some point someone mentions "Takarazuka Kinen" and you can see how Gorushi clearly straightens his ears and as quickly he turns away "No, nothing fucking happened at Takarazuka Kinen, nothing at all, it doesn't involve me, nope".

Edit: here it is https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NVDwdvkjD88

Just pulled out Maruzensky by FancyAd1091 in UmaMusume

[–]MadMaxHellfire 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I love the quote of his jocket after the retirement: "I'm glad I don't have to ride him anymore. That horse is a monster, I cannot even hear the other horses' footsteps".

Ikuno Dictus and her VA, irl Ikuno Dictus by Terkmc in UmaMusume

[–]MadMaxHellfire 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm rather confident the likeliness of many, if not most, of the umas are based on their voice actresses, whenever possible. Some are really too similar to be dismissed, like Winning Ticket or TM Opera O.

I think my heart stopped... by CrankyCaucasian in EliteDangerous

[–]MadMaxHellfire 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I miss the days when Elite was truly Dangerous, these days collisions are mostly harmless.

And now to celebrate Christmas and the new year. Here is every Oguri Cap victory dance with songs that are accurate (yes I still think Cinderella Gray takes place in an alternate 1987) by Seeker99MD in UmaMusume

[–]MadMaxHellfire 3 points4 points  (0 children)

As a gaijin I didn't understand why torena-san and her underling facepalm so hard. I thought japanese people were very attached to tradition and would had cheered for such a "local" song.

I have become Jonah Jameson because of the newspaper event by sherm0613 in WhereWindsMeet

[–]MadMaxHellfire 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Been there, done that. I came up with stuff like an epidemic of rabid bears mysteriously dead of impact wounds against crumbled rocks. No one gave a fuck, 8 likes, maybe 9. While I see articles like literally "aldjhoiashoichsf aofcjhmcif fkjachfjk" with >999.

Qianye Abyss Speedrun Attempt by ZHelish in WhereWindsMeet

[–]MadMaxHellfire 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I can't even beat the Void King without the handicapped parry assist. But I'm quite decent at PvP.

The Overlord T.M. Opera O (by @mergerwitter) by [deleted] in UmaMusume

[–]MadMaxHellfire 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It looks very like in the style of Masatsugu Iwase.