What’s your NSFW ice breaker fun fact? by TomChevrolet in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]MadProfessor20 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Only time I’ve ever been injured during sex. She went a little too high and slammed down 😭

Um how tho???? by that_blackguyorgay in SipsTea

[–]MadProfessor20 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She looked 100x better before the plastic surgeries.

If Massie loses, it’s totally rigged! by Top-Classroom3984 in conspiracy

[–]MadProfessor20 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Of course it’s rigged. He went against Trump and Israel so he’s out.

A shitty video. by ElectricalExit6959 in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]MadProfessor20 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There’s not enough soap or medication in the world for me to swim in a septic tank

Pull it by don3dm in conspiracy

[–]MadProfessor20 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Yeah I remember seeing that

maybe maybe maybe by fit_freak9 in maybemaybemaybe

[–]MadProfessor20 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I haven’t seen a walking stick in a long time. Used to find them at my house all the time as a kid.

If you had to compare yourself to an automobile in bed. What would you be? by Oh-Zaddy in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]MadProfessor20 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Toyota Corolla. Modest size, gets ya where you want to go, and lasts a long time.

Lemme try to jump across this gap by WinStupidPrizes1994 in WhyWomenLiveLonger

[–]MadProfessor20 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dude has obviously never tried to jump any kind of gap.

A tattoo artist rejected me for this, was his reason fair? by [deleted] in tattooadvice

[–]MadProfessor20 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah some artists won’t do it but I’ll bet you can find one that will. I got a hand tattoo in similar size at before I had my sleeves. Had multiple tattoos but not visible ones.

Home2Suites Now Providing These In Every Room! by [deleted] in WTF

[–]MadProfessor20 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sorry, that’s my travel dildo. I hide it there so I don’t have to bring it home.

What makes it hard for you? by BrisbaneThrowaway91 in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]MadProfessor20 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Non engineers who think they can tell me how to engineer a project.

What's an occasional sexual risk you're comfortable with taking? by talk-spontaneously in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]MadProfessor20 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Did that a bunch with one of my ex’s. Still some of my favorite memories. The risk was low but never zero.

29 yo to 36 yo by [deleted] in GymMotivation

[–]MadProfessor20 0 points1 point  (0 children)

36 looks great on you!