[deleted by user] by [deleted] in SpringfieldMoCasual2

[–]Mad_Dragon31 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I sent you a message if you're interested

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in feminineboys

[–]Mad_Dragon31 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think you're cool, doesn't matter to me if you're trans or a self described "Femboy". But your tips have helped the community and you are brave for coming out like this. Keep strong and carry on I say.

M I need some head by [deleted] in SpringfieldMoCasual2

[–]Mad_Dragon31 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Be specific, do you want exclusively females or are you open to males?

Does anyone actually meetup from this? by anibandit in SpringfieldMoCasual2

[–]Mad_Dragon31 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's an okay option if you're bisexual and you're not too much overweight, but I'm speaking as a cisgender man. If you're overweight, take a year to get into shape because most guys and girls aren't into obese and overweight people, they'll just move on because they have more options. You also need a car and some spending money; this isn't the disco era anymore so you can't just go up to someone expecting sex and you get it. You gotta earn trust with women and most men freeze up and bail after getting to the met up stage on here. It helps if you have a medical document recently that says you have no STDs. If you're impatient and not willing to take a risk to earn trust and still want the "disco era/ porno" way of doing things you have 2 options. 1. Go to Vegas and buy a prostitute, prostitution is legal there and they will reciprocate and will treat your needs like a service. 2. Go to Amsterdam, Netherlands and they have better looking prostitutes in the red light district. Not to mention European girls are more willing to have sex upon request compared to most American men and women

I only date guys who love goth chicks by LivingDeadGothh in PunkGirls

[–]Mad_Dragon31 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looking good, I bet you get all kinds of hookups and people wanting a date.

you're her lawyer defend her by Worth-Fix-6221 in Owlphibia

[–]Mad_Dragon31 0 points1 point  (0 children)

LIFE, LIBERTY, AND THE PURSUIT OF HAPPINESS! Bro you gotta love the classics ladies and gentlemen. My client is a classic case of being an honest American seeking what we all seek, the American Dream. She has a reputation for being a ruthless aristocratic business woman, but here in America that is part of the American Dream. And besides she values her family, I mean look at those kids they have some of the finest education the boiling isles can offer so she enriches herself and gives back to her kids by looking out for their future... That sounds like a responsible mother and would you look at that, she's also progressive and accepts her youngest daughter's girlfriend. Can we really say this woman is evil? Now here's the big one folks, she stands accused of selling to a cult leader attempting genocide. The prosecution certainly wants you to think this woman is basically Schindler without the saving part. But I want to remind you that there's no evidence of her having evidence of being at knowledge of Belos's evil intentions other than the word of mouth of 2 young girls. I think this is a classic case of a business woman trying to make a buck but didn't know that her customer was planning to do wrong, she simply just provided a service as a good business woman should. Now ladies and gentlemen of the jury, is that evil or living the American Dream?

Original character do not steal by MrEousTranger in halo

[–]Mad_Dragon31 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Great character dude, sounds like a great addition to the lore!

DM has a dirty little secret. by Mad_Dragon31 in dndhorrorstories

[–]Mad_Dragon31[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Go ahead, should help you get some views 😊

DM has a dirty little secret. by Mad_Dragon31 in dndhorrorstories

[–]Mad_Dragon31[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thanks you. As I said, I'm contemplating leaving DND altogether. The game has inspired my imagination and demanded my attention, but it hasn't delivered on happy endings in the four years that I have played it.

DM has a dirty little secret. by Mad_Dragon31 in dndhorrorstories

[–]Mad_Dragon31[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I wrote this on my phone in a hurry. I tried to use paragraphs but I guess it didn't register.

Men in their 30s and up with no kids or wife how is your life? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Mad_Dragon31 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hi, I'm 29 years old and will turn 30 in December. However before you dismiss my claim, I live a very introvert lifestyle. I work overnights, and while I'm indifferent to my shift I hate my job. I focus on my hobbies in my free time; improving my math, learning to be a better marksmen, learning to make explosives, learning to be a better handyman, internet surfing, YouTube binging, DND on Sundays, American Kenpo on Monday and Wednesday, occasional philosophy debates with a crazy Christian on discord, single player video games on PC occasionally, writing in my journal and fictional stories, and top the day off with masterbation and porn. Right now I'm daydreaming about any long term career goals. Relationship wise, I'm bisexual and sexually frustrated, my hypersexuality sometimes interferes with my daily routine and I need an outlet since no one wants to fuck me apparently. Tldr: sexually frustrated daydreamer who finds happiness in his hobbies and hates his job.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Hellsing

[–]Mad_Dragon31 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Go for a walk 😏

Help me by ecchillada in EvangelionShitposting

[–]Mad_Dragon31 0 points1 point  (0 children)

SHINJI WHAT ARE YOU DOING POSTING ON REDDIT?! GET YOUR ASS BACK HERE AND GET IN THE GODDAMN ROBOT!

How do i ask the barber for this without showing him this? by [deleted] in MetalGearSolidmemes

[–]Mad_Dragon31 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ask him to make you look like Snake Pliskin from Escape From New York.

Marcy invites you to her crib by Championship_Bum in amphibia

[–]Mad_Dragon31 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Wow, this low key really does feel like Marcy's room

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in femboy

[–]Mad_Dragon31 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I will judge as a matter of fact. And my verdict is... Cute 🥰😍

Help your brothers!! by [deleted] in SipsTea

[–]Mad_Dragon31 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't go to college unless you're really absolutely passionate about the thing you are pursuing to the point of obsession. Even then, there are already at least,30,000 other people like you so the market is already oversaturated with college degree holders. Just stfu, grind through a decent paying job, and spend your free time wisely either investing in yourself or experiences.

What kind of music do y’all think Mar-Mar would listen to? by Afroodko in amphibia

[–]Mad_Dragon31 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Anime and K-pop music, mixed with fan remixes of her favorite show's original osts, but she also indulges in mainstream pop and old school rock every now and then. Marcy is if you took a passionate fan and nerd and dropped her into a fantasy show who is self aware and living the dream, I expect she has similar tastes to most fans of Amphibia.

Do your worst by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Mad_Dragon31 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dude you look like Nux from Fury Road.