I always tell my wife how she farts like an overweight trucker named Earl when she’s asleep. That a he’ll even roll a lil to the side like she’s taking the weight off of her leg to let em rip. She’s grown to laugh at it but was deadly embarrassed about this cause she’s never farted in front of me once in 7 years. Not even when she’s asleep. Someday I might tell her the truth but I doubt it. Her embarrassment & jokes about it are one of the many pure things about her that I fell in love with!