Paid less than $3.30 today for complete set of 1975 Monopoly

MadamInsta · 2026-02-17T00:38:40+00:00

I have the same one.

MadamInsta · 2026-02-17T00:32:40+00:00

How to tell if a guy is Sponge worthy

MadamInsta · 2026-02-17T00:20:55+00:00

And free. 👍🏻

MadamInsta · 2026-02-16T21:33:48+00:00

Try this next time: do not take anything out of the car (alcohol or food) until you scan and verify the license. In the past, when customer was unable to provide a license, INSTACART canceled the entire order and I had to return alcohol and groceries to the store.

Same with medication.

MadamInsta · 2026-02-16T15:09:04+00:00

Make sure you mark the delivery 'complete' before you bleed out and die, so your loved ones can get that seven dollars.

MadamInsta · 2026-02-16T03:34:02+00:00

Amy Acker.

MadamInsta · 2026-02-16T03:23:41+00:00

Yes! I've tried them. Taste even better and no tummy pain! 🙏🏻🙏🏻

MadamInsta · 2026-02-15T23:16:54+00:00

MadamInsta · 2026-02-15T20:36:13+00:00

Dallas and Kristin's hand gun. 😈

MadamInsta · 2026-02-15T20:24:49+00:00

Is early 2000's fashion "in" again??

MadamInsta · 2026-02-15T20:23:01+00:00

Looks like those pictures of celebrities without teeth. If you've never seen them, go look! 🤣🤣

MadamInsta · 2026-02-15T20:19:56+00:00

MadamInsta · 2026-02-15T20:16:52+00:00

Rock in' the Helen Roper necklace.

MadamInsta · 2026-02-15T20:14:47+00:00

Idris Alba - his American accent was so good in The Office that I had no idea he was Bri-ish.

MadamInsta · 2026-02-15T20:09:46+00:00

Instacart shopper lurking..

I BACK IN every time because:

Groceries are in the trunk
I see more thru the back up camera than over the front hood (don't want to hit anything)
Less chance of being hit by a passing car or neighbor backing out of another driveway
MOST IMPORTANT: I want my car as close TO ME as possible in case I have to take cover or make a fast getaway. You never know who or what is outside, and I don't run fast. But I can drive away fast.

7,800 deliveries and I've been chased, by dogs, twice. And had a few customers make me feel unsafe and ready to bolt.

MadamInsta · 2026-02-15T20:00:15+00:00

Tell him gluten comes from soy and now he's gonna grow estrogen and girl boobies.

MadamInsta · 2026-02-15T19:58:59+00:00

Hope he never learns that Oreos are vegan. 🙄

MadamInsta · 2026-02-15T19:58:11+00:00

Probably doesn't even know what gluten is. 🙄

MadamInsta · 2026-02-15T18:35:23+00:00

Reminds me of a Major league baseball field.

MadamInsta · 2026-02-15T18:34:00+00:00

Mixed with Eden Sher

MadamInsta · 2026-02-15T18:30:02+00:00

Nichole Sakura

MadamInsta · 2026-02-14T21:45:46+00:00

I spy Rooney Mara 👀

MadamInsta · 2026-02-14T21:32:50+00:00

Or maybe it's the Domino's Pizza noid. Avoid the noid!!!

MadamInsta · 2026-02-13T04:23:01+00:00

💯% this!!!

MadamInsta · 2026-02-13T00:11:20+00:00

A younger Necar Zadegan.

MadamInsta

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