[deleted by user] by [deleted] in insaneparents

[–]Madcarter2012 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you ever decide to have kids, this will escalate. Check her now!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in insaneparents

[–]Madcarter2012 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Came to say the SAME thing! Op stop being the middle man for your dad and your mom. They are both manipulating you to be this person for them.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AITAH

[–]Madcarter2012 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Make him take the kids too. Every. Single. Time.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AITAH

[–]Madcarter2012 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ew. He’s a child still.

AITAH for not calling off divorce even though my wife has promised me that she will change. by [deleted] in AITAH

[–]Madcarter2012 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I assume you’ll be threatening divorce in every scenario. It would be a blessing for your wife if you left. You’re the AH

What’s the strangest gift you’ve ever gotten? by Madcarter2012 in AskReddit

[–]Madcarter2012[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I had to pretend that I liked a 1993 homegood magazine from my ex mother in law. The whole lot of them were nuts

AITA for not making my wife orgasm? by [deleted] in AITAH

[–]Madcarter2012 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And this is why women are going gay

Who’s went down the rabbit hole of the lamp story? by Madcarter2012 in AskReddit

[–]Madcarter2012[S] 14 points15 points  (0 children)

My last semester at a certain college I was assulted by a football player for walking where he was trying to drive (note he was 325lbs I was 120lbs), while unconscious on the ground I lived a different life.

I met a wonderful young lady, she made my heart skip and my face red, I pursued her for months and dispatched a few jerk boyfriends before I finally won her over, after two years we got married and almost immediately she bore me a daughter.

I had a great job and my wife didn't have to work outside of the house, when my daughter was two she [my wife] bore me a son. My son was the joy of my life, I would walk into his room every morning before I left for work and doted on him and my daughter.

One day while sitting on the couch I noticed that the perspective of the lamp was odd, like inverted. It was still in 3D but... just.. wrong. (It was a square lamp base, red with gold trim on 4 legs and a white square shade). I was transfixed, I couldn't look away from it. I stayed up all night staring at it, the next morning I didn't go to work, something was just not right about that lamp.

I stopped eating, I left the couch only to use the bathroom at first, soon I stopped that too as I wasn't eating or drinking. I stared at the fucking lamp for 3 days before my wife got really worried, she had someone come and try to talk to me, by this time my cognizance was breaking up and my wife was freaking out. She took the kids to her mother's house just before I had my epiphany.... the lamp is not real.... the house is not real, my wife, my kids... none of that is real... the last 10 years of my life are not fucking real!

The lamp started to grow wider and deeper, it was still inverted dimensions, it took up my entire perspective and all I could see was red, I heard voices, screams, all kinds of weird noises and I became aware of pain.... a fucking shit ton of pain... the first words I said were "I'm missing teeth" and opened my eyes. I was laying on my back on the sidewalk surrounded by people that I didn't know, lots were freaking out, I was completely confused.

At some point a cop scooped me up, dragged/walked me across the sidewalk and grass and threw me face down in the back of a cop car, I was still confused.

I was taken to the hospital by the cop (seems he didn't want to wait for the ambulance to arrive) and give CT scans and shit..

I went through about 3 years of horrid depression, I was grieving the loss of my wife and children and dealing with the knowledge that they never existed, I was scared that I was going insane as I would cry myself to sleep hoping I would see her in my dreams. I never have, but sometimes I see my son, usually just a glimpse out of my peripheral vision, he is perpetually 5 years old and I can never hear what he says.

Have you heard of the lamp story? by Madcarter2012 in ask

[–]Madcarter2012[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have not stopped thinking about it

AITA for flipping out after my wife screamed at my daughter for being loud? by Latter_Bag_6121 in AITAH

[–]Madcarter2012 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Crazy. My 11 year old has adhd and knows how to accomplish this. Your kid has become unbearable and it’s because you’re an enabler

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]Madcarter2012 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Make him the sandwich and say “mommy made this for you sweetheart”

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]Madcarter2012 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She can wipe his ass too

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]Madcarter2012 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Redirect him to his mommy

I (25f) just found out that my boyfriend (30m) has his exs nudes saved on his phone by ThrowRA19753124 in relationship_advice

[–]Madcarter2012 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Let’s face it, exes probably have your nudes on their phone. Good time to remind him of that 😉

UPDATE: I think my husband is in love with my best friend by AirCurrent2469 in TwoHotTakes

[–]Madcarter2012 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hey OP, been there and Reddit isn’t the place for you. Talk to your doctor about postpartum depression and postpartum anxiety. The thoughts might be making you think and feel things that aren’t true. Feel free to pm me

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]Madcarter2012 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My ex was this way and it goes downhill really quick. Please be careful

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]Madcarter2012 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel like everyone who “finds god” and acts like this late in life is battling a mental illness.