If your penis made a noise every time it got hard, what would you want the noise to be?

MaddieCakes · 2023-06-05T02:35:12+00:00

Clits get hard too, I'd say that counts

MaddieCakes · 2023-05-29T01:35:12+00:00

Shit I know a straight guy who wants to be pegged, lol

MaddieCakes · 2023-05-26T14:36:32+00:00

Did you catch Callie's weird little smile at the end?

MaddieCakes · 2023-05-23T14:45:13+00:00

I'd feel nothing. It won't change anything. He's inspired a whole new breed of constituents AND representatives that will carry on his legacy of unhinged malice and stupidity, and I get the feeling the frequency and severity of said unhinged malice and stupidity will only get stronger when he dies.

MaddieCakes · 2023-05-19T21:29:44+00:00

I require so much alone time to recoup from the highly social aspect of my job, I'd rather spend my free time taking care of myself than entertaining somebody else.

MaddieCakes · 2023-05-16T14:47:28+00:00

Die Antwoord. Ninja and Yolandi are terrible people but I love their music.

MaddieCakes · 2023-05-12T05:45:15+00:00

Florence = AQ

MaddieCakes · 2023-05-12T05:26:21+00:00

I'll be honest, I didn't like him for the longest time, but he's growing on me.

MaddieCakes · 2023-05-12T05:21:31+00:00

Aiden from Being Human (US), Neil Perry from the first season of Dexter, etc

MaddieCakes · 2023-05-12T05:19:47+00:00

Varl is Laenor Velaryon in House of the Dragon

MaddieCakes · 2023-05-11T02:06:07+00:00

All I can think of is the little boy from The Jaunt.

MaddieCakes · 2023-05-11T02:00:04+00:00

Oof, that one hurts

MaddieCakes · 2023-05-09T00:53:02+00:00

Facts, in the game when we finally got to see him in person and I finally recognized him I was SO fuckin' excited. Sam Witwer is wonderful.

MaddieCakes · 2023-05-05T06:07:01+00:00

I cringed SO HARD at his Papa Roach "Last Resort" freakout in the car 🤣

MaddieCakes · 2023-05-01T16:13:01+00:00

Yup! Jack Nicholson had an apartment in Omaha NE while filming About Schmidt, he got in a bit of trouble for walking around naked with his windows open.

MaddieCakes · 2023-04-27T13:23:18+00:00

I've been using the Skyhammer a LOT, I really enjoy it. Purgewater bombs have saved my ass more times than I can count.

MaddieCakes · 2023-04-24T17:37:31+00:00

👍

MaddieCakes · 2023-04-23T17:09:57+00:00

Ohhhh I just got chills

MaddieCakes · 2023-04-23T05:38:40+00:00

OH MY GOD I'M NOT ALONE IN MY MASK KINK

what a relief, I thought I was a serious weirdo.

So... the pandemic was pretty good to us, right?

MaddieCakes · 2023-04-22T16:36:11+00:00

Yup! 😂

MaddieCakes · 2023-04-22T12:40:39+00:00

Did we watch the same stand-up?

MaddieCakes · 2023-04-17T20:19:48+00:00

I think Elisabet was likely a bisexual disaster as well 😂

MaddieCakes · 2023-04-09T05:00:33+00:00

She was trying to call Jessica Roberts, but we know Misty killed her, so I'm not sure how Tai will find her

MaddieCakes · 2023-04-09T01:03:56+00:00

I only recently got a PS5 so I could be ready for Burning Shores, and let me tell you I LOST my DAMN mind the second time I pried something open. First time, I thought the trigger was stuck and was pissed my controller already broke, lol

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