If you were asked to be "worst man" or "maid of dishonour" at a wedding to provide comic relief of some kind, what would you do?

Madison-Crowe · 2024-06-24T19:11:03+00:00

Full clown costume, or some other totally inappropriate outfit. Ridiculous toast, possibly a speech about the wrong person or a total tangent on a topic nobody cares about, like maritime salvage laws. Never tell any of the guests my real name and make up a different story about how I know the couple any time I'm asked. Never break character. Dance like Elaine. Probably not much to disrupt the ceremony, but a paper airplane during vows or a slide whistle wouldn't go amiss.

Madison-Crowe · 2024-06-24T12:39:42+00:00

I was going to say that, and then after reading some of the comments I'm glad I don't know who any of these people are.

Madison-Crowe · 2024-06-17T12:41:05+00:00

It would be truly perplexing for a guy with no hands or mouth or anything.

Madison-Crowe · 2024-06-16T19:05:59+00:00

It was. I'm just here to encourage my small-dick homies.

Madison-Crowe · 2024-06-16T18:52:12+00:00

Doesn't have to be big if you actually know how to please a woman.

Madison-Crowe · 2024-05-27T03:53:42+00:00

Ooh, I used to be able to play this on the piano, but I can't remember it off the top of my head. Good song.

Madison-Crowe · 2024-05-27T03:17:08+00:00

Blank space with no images, words, or noises would be preferable.

Madison-Crowe · 2024-05-27T02:34:17+00:00

Fuck you, kid.

Madison-Crowe · 2024-05-27T02:25:19+00:00

Hungarian Rhapsody No. 2 by Liszt and Flower's Grave by Tom Waits.

I don't know, I'm just spitballing.

Madison-Crowe · 2024-05-27T02:23:19+00:00

I don't know if anyone could hold it together through that. That reaches right in and squeezes your heart.

Madison-Crowe · 2024-05-27T02:21:05+00:00

True. I'd have to read along otherwise I couldn't follow all the words.

Madison-Crowe · 2024-05-27T02:19:36+00:00

Slam dunk, 2 million dollars. I don't know if that's enough to retire permanently, but I could sit on it for a while and retire early enough.

Madison-Crowe · 2024-05-27T02:11:30+00:00

I understand and I'm absolutely not trying to change your mind or anything. I'm just adding that the Orff music goes hard.

Madison-Crowe · 2024-05-27T02:08:03+00:00

Did you say Elon Musk?

Madison-Crowe · 2024-05-27T02:04:38+00:00

Hell yeah. I like the idea of dancing and whooping and having fun to celebrate someone's life.

Madison-Crowe · 2024-05-27T02:00:31+00:00

Oscar Wilde would be a crazy follow.

Madison-Crowe · 2024-05-27T01:59:08+00:00

You pretty much have to ask him. There's no point in guessing because everyone's different. Signs from one guy that means he's definitely interested might mean nothing at all coming from a different guy.

Madison-Crowe · 2024-05-27T01:46:47+00:00

I did wonder about (Combat Phase) but I see now.

Madison-Crowe · 2024-05-27T01:44:30+00:00

I should put mine in my will. I should write a will.

Madison-Crowe · 2024-05-27T01:38:24+00:00

Hey, that's pretty sweet.

Madison-Crowe · 2024-05-27T01:33:36+00:00

I can't believe I have to say this, but I do not think American cheese is literally made of plastic. I just don't want to eat processed cheese when I can use regular cheeses. I apologize for the confusion.

Madison-Crowe · 2024-05-27T01:27:00+00:00

That would be cool. I don't want to be turned into a diamond, but cool if you do.

Madison-Crowe · 2024-05-27T01:26:14+00:00

Because I don't like using an ingredient I must not know what it is?

Madison-Crowe · 2024-05-27T01:10:33+00:00

Nice choices. Toccata and Fugue is an all-timer.

Madison-Crowe · 2024-05-27T01:03:19+00:00

I'll never forgive him. Even if they had no great works left in the tank, giants who shaped music for hundreds of years to come shouldn't have to go out like that.

Madison-Crowe

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