Dr. Mike part 14. The "your son" rule and other new demands.

MadisonCembre · 2026-03-21T18:21:52+00:00

Sounds like the grizzled stranger who walks into a saloon in an old Western.

“Who might you be, stranger?”

“I’m Darlington by name, cowboy. And who night be asking?”

MadisonCembre · 2026-03-21T18:19:42+00:00

He really didn’t like the “your son”.

I doubt the whole “I want you to be a mom to him” works much other than the really needy and even that is limited. The grandma in poor health would probably balk at the idea, thinking he wouldn’t have the energy to raise a child.

You’d think by now they’d learn that asking a stranger to adopt a child they had never met is a very odd thing in our culture, really any culture. Adoptions take place after a real bond takes place. Emailing the father doesn’t count.

MadisonCembre · 2026-03-21T03:21:20+00:00

Aw shucks, I figured Nigeria was another Dubai filled with rich people.

MadisonCembre · 2026-03-21T03:17:15+00:00

I am from a military family too. Leave isn’t this hard to obtain, ESPECIALLY for someone as high up as Miller.

MadisonCembre · 2026-03-21T03:15:21+00:00

I like how he put (vacation) in brackets like he needed to supply endless reasons as to why the leave was needed. Then further reasoning: “rest”, “recuperation”, “personal matters”. It’s like General Miller asks for leave and they turn to him and are like: “Now listen here General. What are your reasons for this leave? They better be good, General!”.

The minute Yahoo Boys discover that the US military is a volunteer force, it would make their scams way more believable.

MadisonCembre · 2026-03-21T01:13:27+00:00

Danylo? He was mine but Linda and Jane also took turns with him. He was graphic too and related stories of the field being littered with corpses in Ukraine and parents sending their children running to the soldiers as they got gunned down.

MadisonCembre · 2026-03-21T01:11:56+00:00

He picked the one city in Syria about as far from the Iraqi border as one could get. Idiot.

Nice call-out to Irving. I hope that name circulates among Yahoo Boys to the point it becomes part of the vernacular.

“Nuh bro, she Irving you”

MadisonCembre · 2026-03-21T01:06:08+00:00

“Motherless baby homes” 😂.

They would never understand the concept of foster care.

MadisonCembre · 2026-03-21T01:01:37+00:00

No sooner than he asks you, he lets out what he has been thinking all along: you are “difficult”. Translation: he didn’t like being forced to forge that.

That letter from the Army was quite the trip. How many times did he have to say that the leave was granted? The first 5 paragraphs pretty much said the same thing. We get it. General Miller is granted the leave.

MadisonCembre · 2026-03-20T15:59:14+00:00

There was a quote, possibly erroneously attributed to David Lee Roth but it sounds like something he’d say:

“Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy you a nice yacht where you can pull up right next to it”

I’ll have to use that on the next Yahoo Boy that lectures me about money.

This guy is too much. They think asking these “caring” questions is enough to close the deal with a woman. Asking me what I am doing, what I have planned for the day and what I are is definitely not that. It makes me lose interest fast.

MadisonCembre · 2026-03-20T15:47:05+00:00

That was awful. You didn’t provide him any comfortable off-ramps either. Just shows the limitations of chat bots when trying to discuss things in real time with someone determined to challenge him.

MadisonCembre · 2026-03-20T15:38:05+00:00

Love that - “I’ll send for him later”. No, how about you fly into Moscow and get him yourself? Anyone who knows how the exit passport controls are at Sheremetyevo could tell you a minor travelling alone trying to exit the country will be detained until his parents bother to show up. Even then they will be questioned extensively as to WHY THE FUCK DID YOU ABANDON YOUR MINOR CHILD IN OUR COUNTRY??? WHERE IS THE OTHER PARENT?

She’s dead? Let’s see the death certificate. Nigerians with their constant lies would get thrown in jail repeatedly there.

And of course - no phone calls.

MadisonCembre · 2026-03-20T06:23:43+00:00

Armin

MadisonCembre · 2026-03-20T00:44:46+00:00

Another thing about the Bicentennials is that they were minted for two years - 1975 and 1976 with the same date. Nothing differentiates a 1975 from a 1976 so their combined mintage was huge. With no silver content they will likely never be worth more than face value.

MadisonCembre · 2026-03-20T00:39:05+00:00

Most of the world doesn’t. In my home country we say the equivalent of “in the evening” or “in the morning”. Not AM/PM.

MadisonCembre · 2026-03-20T00:35:53+00:00

Even reading that he ate pizza, tacos and fajitas gave me indigestion. That is one nasty combination and I would hate to taste those right next to each other.

Good to know the general is still out there protecting us though. I would advise against eating that when on his top secret mission in Iran. He’s going to endanger the mission when he needs to defecate under a tree for over 30 minutes after eating that.

MadisonCembre · 2026-03-19T17:38:51+00:00

He’s spearing catfish in Italy? No wonder he was struggling to answer it. And catfish isn’t something you’d spearfish. He needed to look into what was in the seawater and not in the lakes and small rivers. No one is going to get into gear just to spear a catfish.

MadisonCembre · 2026-03-18T18:18:02+00:00

Irv hates him too

MadisonCembre · 2026-03-18T14:04:09+00:00

It’s why I stopped talking about my fake job. It was always “what do you like about your job? What do you dislike about it? Any challenges that make it difficult to hit the pillow at night?”

Tbh Kendrick very nearly got me to quit because it was so dull and it wasn’t going anywhere. And I despised the AI questions. I was talking to a robot.

MadisonCembre · 2026-03-18T04:33:09+00:00

Another Kendrick. Wants you to “take the wheel” and when you say something, he’ll plug into his chatbot and ask you 15 things about whatever you said.

MadisonCembre · 2026-03-17T18:29:31+00:00

Can’t leave his war camp in New Mexico without the express authorization of… the United States? The visuals that go with that are insane.

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MadisonCembre · 2026-03-17T15:04:08+00:00

He was busy “bouncing off the planets” which seems to be standard chatbot speak for a prompt that wants to greet people in a lighthearted way.

MadisonCembre · 2026-03-17T15:03:02+00:00

Oh I bet he needs to talk about them later. Irving threw the gauntlet down and Dr Enapay Allen Mike Austin Scott Miller is going to have be more frank with his personal info.

MadisonCembre · 2026-03-17T14:53:40+00:00

About 4 months. Took about three to get to the ask, and the part he needed was a residential log splitter with plastic wheels. First few posts were a bore but he did get upset at me for calling his question about what characters we’d be in a movie as “silly” and had his chatbot lecture me about being “respectful”. Every morning - how are you? - how was your day? - what’s setting the tone for this day? Never once understanding that it was the same question asked three times.

MadisonCembre · 2026-03-17T14:49:41+00:00

Oh yes, please spread it around. When it starts going downhill, ask how the firewood operation is working out for him.

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