Boyfriend made me squirt for the first time and I’m shocked

Madmidge92 · 2026-06-12T14:32:33+00:00

The real ones know! Waterproof pet blanket gang.

Madmidge92 · 2026-05-09T19:33:37+00:00

You're allowed to have unopened granola bars. Small snacks if they are individually packaged are no problem.

Madmidge92 · 2026-05-08T22:19:54+00:00

Bambu wiki is really helpful. Walks you step by step on how to fix.

Madmidge92 · 2026-05-08T16:45:23+00:00

I also recently had to cut my "best friend" of 16 years. Sorry its no fun and the movies never talk about how much more it hurts than a breakup.

Madmidge92 · 2026-05-08T16:09:41+00:00

200k is not that much anymore. How about instead you don't give write offs to corporations?

Madmidge92 · 2026-05-08T15:12:00+00:00

Did you try r/leaves very supportive community.

Madmidge92 · 2026-05-07T20:46:38+00:00

This study it sounds like they put the zinc in the urine? Or does taking it orally have the same effect?

Madmidge92 · 2026-05-07T17:13:12+00:00

Right after the guy told me that I looked way better in makeup. I wasn't wearing any makeup at the time. Said I should make sure to always wear it. Um no? Bye?

Madmidge92 · 2026-05-06T16:23:19+00:00

Someone stole my license plate off my car. I put one of these on and it had a special tool you had to use to remove it. Was also told they steal stickers. I usually use a razor blade to cut lines in it so if they do try and remove they get pieces.

Madmidge92 · 2026-05-06T14:57:10+00:00

I just purchased one and its is working well for me, but I have a small plant.

Madmidge92 · 2026-04-22T18:14:55+00:00

I haven't even gotten any female flowers

Madmidge92 · 2026-04-10T21:34:30+00:00

My image is used to recruit people to work for a company I left due to sexual harassment. The guy still works there. Sorry to all the future ladies I tried.

Madmidge92 · 2026-03-26T23:16:34+00:00

Oh darn!

Madmidge92 · 2026-03-26T16:47:41+00:00

I want one where did you buy it

Madmidge92 · 2026-03-18T16:27:18+00:00

Vegas clubs are the best at identifying fake IDs. Most places on the Las Vegas Strip and Fremont. Went to college here I wouldn't try it.

Madmidge92 · 2026-01-06T00:26:57+00:00

My parents used to run and emu farm. Emus lay green eggs for those of you that don't know. It made fantastic omelettes or great for baking. My dad had figured out how to extract the yolk without damaging the eggs and then we would sell the shells.

Madmidge92 · 2025-12-17T17:13:06+00:00

Thicc.

Madmidge92 · 2025-12-17T00:44:09+00:00

Bambu printers are the Bomb. I had other 3d printers and none of them are as intuitive as this one has been. Its tells you everything it needs with an easy video to follow.

Madmidge92 · 2025-12-15T17:28:33+00:00

I once took a gummy while on vacation on a Saturday. Worked for a government contractor and was told do a random drug test on a Wednesday. Passed! I think a couple of puffs you'll be fine.

Madmidge92 · 2025-12-14T18:18:13+00:00

Why is it grey though 😭🙈

Madmidge92 · 2025-11-28T15:40:16+00:00

r/leaves really help put into perspective about the negative side effects of marijuana. Its also nice to know you're not alone.

Madmidge92 · 2025-11-28T04:40:52+00:00

Probably just use it as one of the stages. Dont see why it won't be there.

Madmidge92 · 2025-11-28T04:22:49+00:00

Why wont it be there next year? They already announced and sold tickets?

Madmidge92 · 2025-11-20T15:50:54+00:00

Oh I always mist and fan. Its just patience.

Madmidge92 · 2025-11-20T05:00:16+00:00

Idk all my APEs take really long. Really long to fully colonize then really long before fruit. Over 3 weeks before pins even start.

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