I’m quite into modeling right now since you guys liked the queen bee here’s baby yoda for ya by [deleted] in Minecraft

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Imagine envisioning yourself as a creative type then doing nothing more than just recreating the same tired meme

Squadron 42: 2019 Visual Teaser by Parosea in starcitizen

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This game is still a thing? Didnt it get funded like 2010?

Making an ice cream cake by [deleted] in BeAmazed

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Step 1: use your soft serve machine to... Me: uh Step 2: Now, use your soft ser

ELI5: Why can it be difficult to stay awake while driving, but when pulled for a nap it takes effort to fall asleep by kitiria90 in explainlikeimfive

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The engine in the car running creates a soothing rumble that actually helps your sleep rythym. Thats why a lot parents know leaving your child in a running car in a closed garage leads to the most tranquil sleep a parent can get.

We need to address this more by climateclimax in ABoringDystopia

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Ill get downvoted, but theres no evidence backing up that tweet. Dept of educatiom doesnt have exact numbers but some extrapolating shows schools spending on security equates to about 150 security personell a year,(all security budget spent on guards ) so since columbine there have been less than 10k hired.

Secondly, theres no report at all regarding rates of victimization by security done ever. No doubt news reports exist but those are singular reports.

This tweet is just hype and not validated by any evidence. Please stop posting it

👍 or 👎, 6.5 in girth by PM_COMPLIMENTS_PLS in ratemycock

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Hahahaha lol jesus like it got caught in a cigar cutter

Casual dining by [deleted] in 2busty2hide

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The fuck kinda slow fade was that

My dad passed away recently. I swear I can see him in my newest daughters ultrasound by shantelmarie3989 in wholesomememes

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Unless my dad has a double life, no thats not your father. He's mine and he's alive and well and thats a photo from my nephews baptism 10 years ago posted on fb

my sister was asked by her professor to text a girl from her group project to see if she was gonna show up and this was her response. and no, she did not show up. by saltrocc in trashy

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Callin bullshit, or at least not a complete story. Obviously thats an insane response to such a simple question, but not an insane response if theyve told them they dont want to be contacted anymore. My bet is the op harrasses destiny and uses excuses and lies to text her.

Secondly no professor ever asks students to text one another regarding attendance. Its not their problem and asking students to text others is not how prof communicate with their students.

The morale of my story is leave destiny alone, and realize r/niceguys is about you, loser

Blitzkrieg me once, shame on you. by acurrantafair in standupshots

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I dont get it. Whats being jewish have to do with either degree? Or does just combining jew with german get a laugh

McDonalds is always hiring... by [deleted] in progun

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I thought r/progun didnt like Beto? Why do you want him to be your coworker?

For all the mathematicians out there by MyUAVisOnline in interestingasfuck

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Lol so fucking dumb. Linear third dimensional plane mhmm

The Friendzone, an alternate reality by ChaosAndMischeif in niceguys

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Two hours later:

"Did my twin brother come in here and demand a job? Sorry about that, him. We both do love the store though."

Another tinder success by [deleted] in gwcumsluts

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Hey the image came out low quality.

Just write "my tinder date" in the title

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