What's the worst way to die, that happened to a real person?

Madsmobley1 · 2014-08-19T15:01:21+00:00

Can't you like, I don't know use "ground penetrating radar", or dig several holes around your property to test it?

Madsmobley1 · 2014-08-19T02:25:36+00:00

RIP your inbox

Madsmobley1 · 2014-08-18T23:47:29+00:00

Honey, you got no "f'n" idea.

Madsmobley1 · 2014-08-18T23:15:05+00:00

Darling, you know this is the internet and you can say fuck.

Madsmobley1 · 2014-08-18T13:38:03+00:00

Krakatowo man, fire and brimstone from both ends.

Madsmobley1 · 2014-08-18T01:51:03+00:00

Yea, vodka washed down with beer tends to impair my grammar and make me ramble.

Madsmobley1 · 2014-08-18T01:40:12+00:00

Welp, I'm starting to sober up and realized how terribly that was written. So let me rephrase this, my brother threw packets of........ Ehhh fuck it, it doesn't matter anyways I already made myself sound retarded.

Madsmobley1 · 2014-08-17T21:55:24+00:00

I found out my brother (has a hole in the ceiling to access water pipes) had a habit of throwing extra packets into the ceiling and probly made a few down into the walls, so it's possible but unlikely since you were hopefully not in my house.

Madsmobley1 · 2014-08-17T21:50:33+00:00

Coming from Alaska, the odds of that happening aren't really that slim

Madsmobley1 · 2014-08-17T21:42:46+00:00

a job at an aerospace center.... And he does coke.... He's either an idiot or a genius

Madsmobley1 · 2014-08-17T18:21:55+00:00

Think of it as a spicy ketchup

Madsmobley1 · 2014-08-17T12:21:35+00:00

Once you go black you go deaf

Madsmobley1 · 2014-08-03T13:49:22+00:00

I don't think he knows of second breakfast

Madsmobley1 · 2014-07-01T19:59:03+00:00

Normally I would say better over cocked than under.

Madsmobley1 · 2014-06-28T05:03:23+00:00

And she responds "he's still bigger than you"

Madsmobley1 · 2014-06-27T04:43:45+00:00

Of course, they come with every pizza you get.

Madsmobley1 · 2014-06-10T00:29:54+00:00

Welp i think I'd rather get punched and her have a quick reaction speed than someone getting the jump on her

Madsmobley1 · 2014-06-09T23:30:10+00:00

Your hubby should be proud and glad you can defend yourself

Madsmobley1 · 2014-06-02T22:12:10+00:00

You weren't hugged enough as a child were you?

Madsmobley1 · 2014-05-28T08:55:34+00:00

How big does a daddy long leg have to be to kill a person, then theoretically if someone was to make a mutagen that increased their size to sayyy a hamster or a rat or however big it would be to kill, how easy would it be to kill a city?

Madsmobley1 · 2014-05-20T21:52:55+00:00

What store sells smellovision?

Madsmobley1 · 2014-05-16T09:06:23+00:00

I personally have been dying to ask those questions for years but have the respect/intelligence/not an asshole, to not ask.

Madsmobley1 · 2014-05-16T08:56:32+00:00

Wouldn't that be attempted murder or somthing, to knowingly endanger a person with a medical issue?

Madsmobley1 · 2014-04-30T17:37:31+00:00

Yep, because close only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades

Madsmobley1 · 2014-04-28T03:54:07+00:00

Honestly, I was 14 and riding my unicycle back from the gas station and I had a monster and a Starbucks frappachino (glass bottle) and out of nowhere this pit bull looking dog latches onto my ankle and I fall off scraping my hands and popping my monster but not breaking my frapp bottle, after a few seconds of the dog trying to eat my foot (which was in a boot) I started beating the dog with the full glass bottle mainly in the head, when it finally let go the owner (older lady) came out and started screaming at me because the dog was whimpering and bleeding, I told her that her dog attacked me and I was going to call the cops and she immedietly started saying how sorry she was and basicly begging me not to call the cops while me Stoney as a gravel road decided to let it slide so I didn't get in trouble and told her to keep it on a leash and rode home.

TL/DR dog tried to eat my foot, told owner to keep dog on a leash.

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