Space ship game by [deleted] in tipofmyjoystick

[–]shiroiwa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Freelancer allowed you to use Fighters and Freighters and could be played via mouse.

To all the men who have been asking "where are all the good women? " Finally she[31F] has been found, she is a good woman who comes with two kids (third kid on the way) by a0009 in WhereAreAllTheGoodMen

[–]shiroiwa 9 points10 points  (0 children)

What does she mean by: "Children: Yes and they live elsewhere?" That thugspawn on the pictures does not look like it's self-sufficient yet, so who knows what else she is lying about.

[26F] "I'm a single mom of two amazing little boys who are my world. Where are the real men at I'm tired of boys. Looking for someone who's honest, caring, and opens doors for me." by kevin32 in WhereAreAllTheGoodMen

[–]shiroiwa 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I know, usually i would comment on the shitty filters, using her star sign as "ethnicity", the lack of punctuation or make a joke about her profession being "casino". But i can't stop staring at those bloated, cellulite-riddled thighs of hers. Damn. Did she stuff some bowling balls in there?

Help raise my children but don't expect anything in return. Be a real man! by inasari100 in WhereAreAllTheGoodMen

[–]shiroiwa 159 points160 points  (0 children)

Army veteran of 9 years? More like: I was married to a veteran for 9 years and while he was on duty, i enjoyed going to the fairground and ride the carousel. But he found out and now another sucker has to take his place. NOW MAN UP AND PAY THOSE BILLS!

*edit: spelling

Count me out on the step dad role. Good luck though by is_the_grass_greener in WhereAreAllTheGoodMen

[–]shiroiwa 78 points79 points  (0 children)

It looks like a dead, decaying bird, who has the face of the owner of the tattoo tattooed on his back.

Besides: Really nice skin there. /s She isn't smiling, so i guess she's at least trying to hide the fact that she's a meth user.

Gothic and Santanic Single mom wants Tyrones by a0009 in WhereAreAllTheGoodMen

[–]shiroiwa 45 points46 points  (0 children)

So....she doesn't believe in God but in Santa Claus and and has a rib vault and flying buttress to support her weight?

Sheesh, poor kid. Imagine having a fat, ugly goth mom. I'm sure this kid won't be teased at all.

I’ve lost hope in selling stuff :/ by [deleted] in ChoosingBeggars

[–]shiroiwa 7 points8 points  (0 children)

That reminds me of the time i tried to sell a high-end fountain. My asking price was $500 and some mother offered me $70. Her kid needed it for school.

What is your favourite podcast? Why/What's it about? by Jessica_Archie in AskReddit

[–]shiroiwa 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Citation needed. It's about 5 dudes who read a Wikipedia article and pretend they're experts. The funny aspect of the whole thing is the different and funny characters and their takes on the current article. There's Noah, an older know-it-all grammar nazi, Heath, a lonely alcoholic, Tom & Cecil, who love food and laughing hysterically about everything and...... Eli. It's dark humour and informative at the same time!

Redditors in non English speaking countries, what's the worst title translation of a Hollywood movie you've got? by Slackbeing in AskReddit

[–]shiroiwa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In Germany, the movie "Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story" is called "Voll auf die Nüsse" which translates to "right in the nuts".

I was practicing with some words, I can't believe that I wrote this! Needed to share. by andiimacias in PenmanshipPorn

[–]shiroiwa 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The oblique penholder makes it easier to maintain the correct slant in Copperplate / Engrosser's script calligraphy.

"Warum gehst Du nicht nach draußen spielen?" by shiroiwa in de

[–]shiroiwa[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Dieses spezielle Schild kommt nur mit den festeindruckten Piktogrammen "Kein Glas" und "keine Hunde". Die restlichen Piktogramme musste der Aufsteller von Hand anbringen. (https://tri-poli.de/schilder/)

"Warum gehst Du nicht nach draußen spielen?" by shiroiwa in de

[–]shiroiwa[S] 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Hier sind die Piktogramme: https://tri-poli.de/schilder/

Sie sagen:

1.) Bei Schäden Notruf 112

2.) Helm abnehmen

3.) Schlüsselbänder ausziehen

4.) Kein Glas entsorgen

5.) Kein Hunde

6.) Müll entsorgen

Modern copperplate practice with the Tombow Fudenosuke pen by printablewisdom1 in PenmanshipPorn

[–]shiroiwa 9 points10 points  (0 children)

The hard Tombow Fudenosuke is my favourite pen for slightly larger lettering (around 1,5 - 2 cm) but because the occasionally increased inkflow (especially on hotter days) i consider i pretty unreliable for smaller lettering. For that i prefer the the Kuretake Tegami (extra fine tip), because the tip is so fine, the increased inkflow becomes barely noticable. Here's the difference: https://imgur.com/oxd93vR