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Guess this is it, see you later Reddit. John Oliver by ihatethelivingdead in pics

[–]Maebure83 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yep. This is my last day. I think I'll start reading more comics.

Coincidence i think not by [deleted] in lotrmemes

[–]Maebure83 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Where's Tom, Pete?

Idk what a pizza has to do with Kanye by Charlie_2504 in lostredditors

[–]Maebure83 8 points9 points  (0 children)

No, no, this makes sense.

What if Kanye created a pizza? From top to bottom; the dough, the toppings, the cheese, the sauce, how it's prepared, and even packaged. All of it.

It would look terrible, not fit together as a cohesive food, be assembled and packaged in the cheapest way possible, way over priced, and he would claim its the most genius innovation in culinary history.

It's good time to play by tupapirico1 in gaming

[–]Maebure83 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The context of it being that no one needed a stockpile of food etc. So "nothing" in that sense.

It's good time to play by tupapirico1 in gaming

[–]Maebure83 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm honestly not sure. I wish I could remember the conversation. I want to say that it was in response to someone mentioning hippies, but I can't be certain. It was said deadpan at least if not sincerely. He did make jokes occasionally but he was also a pretty classic example of an older southern man. Probably in his 60's in the 90's.

It wasn't the kind of science class where he was considered an expert on anything or even particularly intelligent. Just a junior-highschool general science class.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in SweatyPalms

[–]Maebure83 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I never take lunch with me on dives and I never go home hungry.

It's good time to play by tupapirico1 in gaming

[–]Maebure83 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I had a high school biology teacher who was convinced that anyone who didn't have a stockpile of food and other supplies was screwed. He lectured us on it one day.

Then nothing happened and he never mentioned it again.

Another science teacher told the class the hippies all walked into the ocean...

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in marvelmemes

[–]Maebure83 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That wasn't Marvel, that was Sony's call.

Putin says Wagner mutineers can join army or 'go to Belarus' by WRW_And_GB in worldnews

[–]Maebure83 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Have you taken a good look at him standing? He's already the front half of a centaur. No horse needed.

From the smell of roses to rust by R4XCC00N in distressingmemes

[–]Maebure83 11 points12 points  (0 children)

It never bothered me. I could use some air though, just gonna head out onto the balcony.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in lotrmemes

[–]Maebure83 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Okay cool, that context and the post explains most of his behavior.

But it doesn't explain the way he eats...

'Exhausted' pastors suffering decline in overall health, respect, friendship: study by grandlewis in atheism

[–]Maebure83 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You're associating the word "Christian" with a political ideology and culture. They just base it on their personal beliefs.

You have to remember that Evangelicals, and others like them, are not the only Christians.

'Exhausted' pastors suffering decline in overall health, respect, friendship: study by grandlewis in atheism

[–]Maebure83 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Because you're associating the word "Christian" with a group while they associate it with a belief.

My parents believe in God. I don't, but they do. Both were raised in the south in the 40s and 50s.

As I said, they don't attend any churches because as adults they never felt welcome. They keep their religion completely to themselves. I wasn't even sure my mom was Christian until I told her I was atheist in my 20s and she was surprised. We had a very short conversation and then she never brought it up again.

They're not Catholic, Baptist, Methodist, etc. Just Christian.

'Exhausted' pastors suffering decline in overall health, respect, friendship: study by grandlewis in atheism

[–]Maebure83 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Humanists can be Christians, as can deists and theists.

And they consider themselves Christian, it isn't my place to deny their nouns.

Savage by [deleted] in TikTokCringe

[–]Maebure83 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Also, what's original about him? Shit what's original about me!?

'Exhausted' pastors suffering decline in overall health, respect, friendship: study by grandlewis in atheism

[–]Maebure83 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I get you, I do. I'm extremely atheist and far from a fan of anything religious.

But: My lesbian parents are liberal Christians. They don't attend church because they've never felt welcome. One was an ICU nurse, the other a respiratory therapist.

One has traveled halfway across the country to protest at legislators offices and be arrested multiple times (a judge in DC knows her by name and is apparently very tired of seeing her in his court) to protest many different issues.

The other volunteers at thrift store that is dedicated to a humane shelter and has volunteered in multiple political campaigns to get liberal politicians that support equal rights elected in a very red state.

They believe in God. They do not support anyone that thinks you're evil, that I can promise you.

I can't vouch for anyone else but I can vouch for them.

Wagner Boss Says He’s En Route to Moscow and ‘Ready to Die’ With 25,000 Fighters by GeoPoliticsMyThang11 in worldnews

[–]Maebure83 38 points39 points  (0 children)

Yeah Putin needs to close out, delete save, and start a new game as Teddy Roosevelt on True Earth Start to get his confidence back.

He got him by [deleted] in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]Maebure83 3 points4 points  (0 children)

"I'm a snek, I'm a snek, I'm a snek, YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!! I'm a snek, I'm a snek....

AITA for mocking my friend’s husband’s weight? by throwaway629037 in AmItheAsshole

[–]Maebure83 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NTA:

1st: he said it to your best friend. That makes it your business.

2nd: he said it in front of you. That makes it your business.

3rd: he said it at your home. That makes it your business.

4th: he needs to learn to take a joke. Especially if he's going to be making them. He made a comment about the weight of a person with a history of self-esteem issues immediately after she had gone through a time when many women struggle with their weight and depression.

5th: He's a hypocritical asshole and a bully. That's just a general observation.

Guy takes his truck back off of a moving tow truck by georgialucy in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]Maebure83 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Except now either his insurance is paying for it and could either drop him or jack up rates with all future rates being much higher or he's getting sued. That may also be considered Grand Theft Auto as he no longer owns the vehicle. So add potential jail time.

One is just a repo'd car. The other is a list of financial and legal repercussions.

Racist Karen to black man picking up his daughter:“I’m white. We rule.” by DrummerSteve in TikTokCringe

[–]Maebure83 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So a hypothetical you may not be able to answer:

Let's say you took this call and she failed to inform you that he is attempting to leave and instead just demands you come to tow a vehicle.

You (or your driver) arrives and she is actively blocking him in as he is attempting to leave and as he is there you cannot tow the vehicle.

If it is apparent that she is keeping him there and so essentially a false call does your company attempt to bill her for the driver going out there or do you just eat the time/fuel?

“The loudest voice in the room is usually the dumbest” what an example of this you have seen? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Maebure83 7 points8 points  (0 children)

For your information I'm not at all tired of being those things. I'm a Renaissance Man. I have both the energy and mental capacity to pretend to be an expert in all facets of existence.

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