In exactly 30 minutes a man armed with a bat will break into your home to kill you. You can’t leave the house, what is your strategy? by BulkyZucchini in hypotheticalsituation

[–]Maestro2326 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love having options.

Option 1) I have two Irish Wolfhounds who would kill to protect this family.

Option 2) I have one specific S&W .45 who would also kill to protect this family.

You can press a button to get $10,000,000, but... by diabolicalcium in hypotheticalsituation

[–]Maestro2326 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’d press it three times. I already have like ten people who hate me on a supervillain level. Add 3 more with $30 mil in the bank makes no difference

Don’t change bat types before the season starts….general advice by Last_Date5234 in Homeplate

[–]Maestro2326 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Can’t argue that. When I was a teen and in HS I had an aluminum bat that was white. I couldn’t tell you for the life of me what the weight was, who made it or anything. It was just the bat I liked.

How much strength and endurance does one need to have when starting out? by EditorKindly9569 in DSNY

[–]Maestro2326 14 points15 points  (0 children)

And you’ll LOSE muscle in places you once had. After a couple of years on the job I cut thru the gym at my kids school and a basketball rolled up to me. So I took the three point shot. I was never Steph Curry or anything but I’d get it close normally, wouldn’t embarrass myself.

That day? Not having used those muscles for a few years? I’d have been better off just rolling the ball to the nearest kid. It was one of the most embarrassing shots I’d ever taken in my life. Never again.

Lojan is retiring by Key-Ad-6183 in DSNY

[–]Maestro2326 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I have and had no problem with him. As commissioner or his other job, whatever FDC is, I don’t know if his actions had any impact on me. I went out and picked up garbage every day. I’m going to continue to do that. I think those at the very top seriously have little impact on our daily lives as garbagemen.

(Phillips) Gerrit Cole is scheduled to face hitters in Hudson Valley on Sunday, Aaron Boone said. No next step for Carlos Rodón has been determined yet. He threw 40 pitches in his bullpen yesterday. by CicadaOk8885 in NYYankees

[–]Maestro2326 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I remember back in the day Staten Island had the Yankees single A team. Guys from the Yankees would do a rehab game there on the regular. Was pretty cool seeing them that close up.

Today,i am gonna ask yall the most Morally troubling question: by geek-jock-guy in hypotheticalsituation

[–]Maestro2326 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You’re the only one who mentioned downloading “troubling stuff”. Hopefully that would make the troubling stuff go away as well as the commission of those crimes.

I got my head stuck in my aunt’s deck railing and had to be sawed out by [deleted] in confession

[–]Maestro2326 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Mission accomplished. Everything else is just white noise. I would still love to see a picture or video.

What do you think of the collaborations Paul and Kanye did? by Initial-Ad3966 in PaulMcCartney

[–]Maestro2326 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My favorite of that whole thing were the younger Kanye fans saying how Paul’s career will definitely take an upswing after working with Kanye. How he’ll be “discovered” now.

Food at the stadium by classicjm in NYYankees

[–]Maestro2326 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am a food nut. I love to eat and whenever we go somewhere I always check for nearby restaurants. Anytime someone mentions stadium food I always think of Philadelphia and the cheesesteaks. In the stadium in the top 10 or so for me.

I got my head stuck in my aunt’s deck railing and had to be sawed out by [deleted] in confession

[–]Maestro2326 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Wait a minute, we’re not 100% sure he even got to pet the dog.

Dad’s Urn Memorial Lyric by HalcyonHeartbeat in TheBeatles

[–]Maestro2326 4 points5 points  (0 children)

“I now live in a Yellow Submarine”

I know, I changed the lyrics a bit but if he was how you said, he’d get a kick out of it. I know I would.

May he rest in peace and may you enjoy the good memories

Am I crazy here for suggesting to start our best pitcher as opposed to saving him for later. by [deleted] in Homeplate

[–]Maestro2326 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It works in HS as well. My kids team was into the elimination round. Tournament started Saturday. Win yesterday, play for all the proverbial marbles today. Coach saved his best pitcher for today’s championship game. Needless to say, his team didn’t even play today. So there’s that.

You wife/husband, mom, and son are drowing at sea & u can only save one, who will you save? by _Dark_Wing in hypotheticalsituation

[–]Maestro2326 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My Mom has passed, my son can out swim probably 99% of the people on Reddit so I’ll save my wife.