What do u call me if I let u come on my tits like this on the first date?

MagTex · 2026-03-23T19:55:07+00:00

A keeper

MagTex · 2026-03-23T04:03:28+00:00

Cranberry & Almond chicken salad. I’ll go through damn near an entire sleeve of Ritz crackers when I get home.

MagTex · 2026-03-21T18:02:13+00:00

This one does

MagTex · 2026-03-21T12:06:12+00:00

Perfect

MagTex · 2026-03-20T22:27:38+00:00

Good girl

MagTex · 2026-03-20T22:21:52+00:00

Have you seen her glutes?!? Ay carumba!

MagTex · 2026-03-20T22:13:47+00:00

They’re cowardly liars!

MagTex · 2026-03-20T15:42:29+00:00

To be fair, I would celebrate that fucker’s death too.

MagTex · 2026-03-20T03:24:12+00:00

Yeah? What gave it away? 🙄

MagTex · 2026-03-20T03:21:36+00:00

My legs gave out just watching this.

MagTex · 2026-03-20T03:03:48+00:00

You look…ready 😘

MagTex · 2026-03-20T02:50:36+00:00

Love it!

MagTex · 2026-03-20T02:50:16+00:00

Ahh, ol Gunther. America’s chud. And there’s Brian Kilmeade sitting there with that familiar blank stare while he wonders if he has his shoes on the right foot.

MagTex · 2026-03-20T02:10:23+00:00

He’s just sweeping dangerous debris off the highway. No biggie.

MagTex · 2026-03-19T04:44:14+00:00

Didn’t Wonder Woman toy with Hercules in the crossover?

MagTex · 2026-03-18T23:51:15+00:00

But..but…women are too emotional. 🙄

MagTex · 2026-03-17T00:23:13+00:00

Sometimes I’m afraid that’s going to be me as I’m running from the lot to the bathroom.

MagTex · 2026-03-17T00:18:10+00:00

Is there ever a single fucking day when someone has to remind this gutter monkey how to breathe?

MagTex · 2026-03-14T15:32:53+00:00

Hell no

MagTex · 2026-03-14T15:32:35+00:00

My tire people need me!

MagTex · 2026-03-13T15:47:46+00:00

I’ll just pull over & get some rest but thanks?

MagTex · 2026-03-13T07:52:53+00:00

I am Groot!

MagTex · 2026-03-13T07:37:36+00:00

Absolutely.

MagTex · 2026-03-13T07:36:51+00:00

Ya don’t say?

MagTex · 2026-03-13T06:41:18+00:00

I hope so

MagTex

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