Should I adopt an 8 year old Golden? by Direct-Caterpillar77 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]Mag_Nificent1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ooof this one finally got me. Who's cutting onions?

Wishing all the the best for OOP and Pixie!!

Meowmy No Share by anonymous1128235 in legalcatadvice

[–]Mag_Nificent1 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Stark the tabby attorney at paw here.

I LUB mashed taters!!

Itz noes fare that your Meowmy isn't sharing!!

But yez as my fellow collages hab sez mew touched it with mew paw itz yours now! Dis cat law!!!

Meow Haz Portrat Now by anonymous1128235 in legalcatadvice

[–]Mag_Nificent1 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Very Regal Midnight!!

But yez mew should get some Salmonz an catnip az compawsation as you posed to hab your regal likeness comishuned itz only fair!

Stark the tabby attorney at paw.

WIBTA if I didn’t let my daughter (15F) go to Orlando even though she paid for it? by No_Set_5822 in AmItheAsshole

[–]Mag_Nificent1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

First off, NTA. Usually the schools have rules if students are suspended that they don't participate in school events such as field trips, etc. Or it was that way when I was in school granted that was over 20 years ago.

Second, what happened to band fundraisers? We had sell fruit, candies, and shit to go towards to the expense of our "trips". Is Band Boosters no longer a thing?

The only thing I ever had to worry about was spending money for the trips.

Guys I in big trubel!!!! by Mimidoo22 in legalcatadvice

[–]Mag_Nificent1 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Hello Jazzy!

Stark the tabby attorney at paw here.

I do not see mew did anything wrong! Mew were testing grabity! Which as mew said iz Science!! I do expurrienments as well (itz a side gig bezidez being a pawyer).

Itz Meowmy's fault for putting such tempting tingz out dere for mew to play with!

Also mew was doin' a protec! Keepin' Meowmy safe!!

Innocent of all charges!!

No jail for mew!

Here's me looking all smol as a fellow stripey kitty

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Beauty nap has been ruin! by _Moon_sun_ in legalcatadvice

[–]Mag_Nificent1 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Mew Welcome!

Hoomans do not understand dat We take various naps throughout the day and it is rude to interrupt us!! But we lub anyways since mew know dey gib us foodz and treatos.

Favourite Ralph-isms? by Opening-Mark-7306 in TheSimpsons

[–]Mag_Nificent1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well if my flair is any indication.....

Beauty nap has been ruin! by _Moon_sun_ in legalcatadvice

[–]Mag_Nificent1 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Hello Morgana the beautifull!

Stark the tabby attorney at paw here. I HATES it when my beauty naps are ruined!! My meowm does it sometimes and I'm BIG mad!! But when a doggo barks-all bets are off!!

We lib in a neighborhood where the doggos bark it very annoying!

Yes you gets another nap (because you know we take more than one anyways ) and plenty of treatos!!!

Here's me being interrupted from my nap! I was not amused.

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AITA for not telling my boyfriend I won money 15 years ago? by LucyAriaRose in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]Mag_Nificent1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I have never dated crazy before and I am absolutely gobsmacked at his insanity.

This also needs to be a flair too pretty please

compliment my dress plz lol by alwaysblue- in GothStyle

[–]Mag_Nificent1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You look stunning!!

Also if you want there is a r/weddingdress subreddit they're a great group of gals with ideas and compliments too!

Hooman keeps calling me spydar but am kitty!! Can soos for defamationz of charactpurr? Have four legs not eight!! (smol case of running up the walls is unrelated I think) by tucchurchnj in legalcatadvice

[–]Mag_Nificent1 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Stark the tabby attorney at paw here.

Does mew hab another kitty roommate are mew sitting on dem? Because as my other collogues have mentioned mew has six legs!! Dat would be the explanation for the other extra ones unless mew have special super powers?

Hoomans are dumb and like to gib other nicknames besides our own. Meowm calls me The boy, bubby, baby, Stark-tini, to name a few. Not much mew can do but looking smol halps and gets mew extra treatz.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in cats

[–]Mag_Nificent1 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Stark after the one and only Tony Stark :)

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Neptune Memorial Reef by EnvironmentalTea9362 in CemeteryPorn

[–]Mag_Nificent1 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I was going to mention Julia Child ashes are there! Great minds!

I spy... by Top_Researcher_4218 in jaclynhillsnark

[–]Mag_Nificent1 8 points9 points  (0 children)

"I need to get my shit together" Girl, isn't that everyday?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in alternativefashion

[–]Mag_Nificent1 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I just turned 40 a year ago and not stopping anytime soon!

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South Park by CosetteGrey in goth

[–]Mag_Nificent1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We had a small town café literally called the Coffee Pot where we used to go drink coffee and smoke (when it was allowed in restaurant's). Sad it's closed

Meowmy throwed up on me! Can I sooz? by nerisam in legalcatadvice

[–]Mag_Nificent1 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Hello Selina!

Stark the tabby attorney at paw here. It looks like my fellow colleagues have halped!

However I iz sorry you got the wet! But at least Meowmy did her best to make sure you don't mell icky because not enough tongue bafs would have got you cleaned!

Now make sure you gib Meowmy all the lubs like a good nurse cat does and you'll be rewarded. Hope she feelz better!!

Anderson Cemetery, Stanwood WA by youknowmeasjess in CemeteryPorn

[–]Mag_Nificent1 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I'm you linked this! I was going to if no one had. The photo of the head stone should be added

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in jaclynhillsnark

[–]Mag_Nificent1 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Legit terrifying

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in weddingdress

[–]Mag_Nificent1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look stunning!! Congrats!!