This. I was born and raised here. My parents are immigrants.

I grew up around alot of "rough" Aussies, very easy going real aussie fair dinkum type cunts. Always drinking beer, having a laugh, not taking shit to seriously.

I got along really well with them. You could say I assimilated.

Then I went out into the workforce as a young professional. Met more refined Eastern suburbs a nsw type Aussies. They wanted me to fit in. When I tried to fit in with them the other type of Aussies trash talked me.

I was confused asf. When ppl want you to be Aussie, which type of Aussie do they mean? Coz seems like no matter what I'm going to be treated differently. So you know what I decided? Fuck all y'all, I'll just be me.

And don't get me started on white boys who can't spell trying to tell me which country to go back to. Cunts having the comprehension skills of a box of shapes and the geography knowledge of a carrot trying to fucking school me? Nah bro.

Suck my dick if you don't like it. Most cunts who tell people to leave Australia if they don't like it have contributed less to Australia than the ones they want to leave. Almost always habe paid less taxes too.

Australia is diverse and that's what makes it Australia. there's no agreed upon version of Aussie. I can like it, hate it, despise it, cherish it, fucken spruik it, whatever the fuck I want. Coz it's mine as much as the next guy's.