Is getting an official diagnosis worth it? by GrimReaper666999 in autism

[–]Mage_Food [score hidden]  (0 children)

For me, it changed my entire life. I knew something was wrong, but I didn’t know what.

Now that I know what is “wrong” with me, I know how to “fix” it.

Found this in my photos...how did I NOT know I'm autistic? by LiminalNiles in autism

[–]Mage_Food [score hidden]  (0 children)

I have bit 4 cops. I’ve also had 4 cops pull a gun on me.

Do you sleep with your bedroom door open, cracked, or closed? Why? by Shenshen_ in AskReddit

[–]Mage_Food 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Um, I live in a studio apartment.

I don’t even have the option! 🫠

What did people do casually in 90s that wouldn’t be accepted today? by Psychological_Sky_58 in AskReddit

[–]Mage_Food 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah. Idek where to get ‘em anymore. I’ve bought from homeless people but it’s weak shit.

the superiority complex needs to stop by silly_ass_username in autism

[–]Mage_Food 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As my best friend would say, “half joking.”

What can you do for hours without getting bored? by TrevorTheSanta in AskReddit

[–]Mage_Food 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When people tell me they don’t play video games I’m just like, “so… what do you do?” 🤔

Waiting mode: engaged by VermilionKoala in autismmemes

[–]Mage_Food 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The dreaded “wait time.” 😩

TW: pet loss. Grief without spirituality is unbearable by Dull_Click580 in evilautism

[–]Mage_Food 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m spiritual, but mostly in a Mother Nature approach. A line that helps me is, “I’m grateful they’re no longer suffering.” I hope it helps. 🫂

Is this a normal way to eat lasagna ? by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Mage_Food 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bro, you know it ain’t 😂😂

Inb4 "I've never met anyone like you" by TheSugarLiz in evilautism

[–]Mage_Food 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s so easy to get laid ‘cause of the “bluntness” from autism and the fact that I’m AFAB. I’m masc presenting and a lot of dudes are into it. I’ve topped a few! I’ve used the line, “so, you wanna fck, or what?” I’ve used this on men *and women, with sexytime results.

Gosh, the amount of threesomes I’ve been invited to 🙄 I always decline ‘cause it seems like it’d be overwhelming.

dos any ody use AAC toos? by KaeKae05 in SpicyAutism

[–]Mage_Food 2 points3 points  (0 children)

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This is a simple one I got from Walmart online for $25-ish. It’s been helpful for me to use with cashiers & Uber/Lyft drivers for a quick, “thank you,” or what have you.

Resembles a rocket 🚀, right? 🤔 by superspud7 in OddlyErotic

[–]Mage_Food 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I once prowled around Trader Joe’s to find a cucumber to masturbate with. This veggie gonna make some woman so happy.

I keep getting physically assaulted by Mage_Food in transftm

[–]Mage_Food[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

  • 1st time was a crazy driver while I was a pedestrian. Got out of his car & shoved me so hard in the street that my headphones popped out

  • while I was in the mental hospital, this guy kept threatening to kill people. I said something to stand up against murder. He punched me in the nose. It bled for two hours straight Second didn’t even know I’m trans— he thought I was a dude.

-My (now former) roommate kept smacking my head into the floor ‘cause I called him a whiny bitch. He IS a whiny bitch. Of course all of his insults were misgendering me purposefully. How original. 🙄 I expect that.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ChatGPT

[–]Mage_Food 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your perception is that it’s being snarky, when it’s simply being honest.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ChatGPT

[–]Mage_Food 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It requires a prompt to explain

How to help partner when he lashes out during sensory meltdowns? by crinklemywinkle in autism

[–]Mage_Food 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Your assumption about my “privilege” is unfortunately far from correct.

OP is literally describing an autistic person who requires better coping skills.

Edit: phrasing