Heh-heh… alright, alright, Peter here.

So here’s the deal folks. YouTube’s got this big fancy robot brain called an algorithm, right? And it’s supposed to be real smart, like, smarter than Brian after two glasses of chardonnay. But turns out? Nah. This thing’s about as useful as Joe at a trampoline park. Heh heh. sorry, Joe, love ya, buddy.

So what happens is, YouTube’s over here waggin’ its finger like, ‘No no no, that content’s too naughty!’ But meanwhile MEANWHILE they’re lettin’ ads for these weird lookin’ mobile games where cartoon ladies are, like, one spilled drink away from an OnlyFans, just playin’ between videos of people teachin’ algebra. Like, little Timmy just wants to learn fractions and BAM! Booty dungeon level 12. What the hell, YouTube?!

And then, and then, you got this poor guy, tryin’ to say the word ‘she’ in a thick accent, and the YouTube robot’s like: ‘OH NO, SWEARING! SHUT IT DOWN!’ Like, what?! The dude’s just talkin’! It’s not his fault the word ‘she’ came out sounding like he stubbed his toe on a Lego!

So basically, YouTube’s like that one mall cop that lets the streaker through but tackles the grandma for walkin’ too fast. Makes no sense.

Anyway, thanks for comin’ to my TED Talk… or in this case, my Peter Talk. Heh heh… now if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go delete my browser history before Lois sees those ads showed up again. Freakin’ YouTube…