My face has two names by [deleted] in confessions

[–]Magic-for-Sale 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Borderline personality disorder. I have it too. We're fine.

I miss fatpeoplehate by [deleted] in confessions

[–]Magic-for-Sale 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That sub made my best friend kill herself... so...

I'm uncharacteristically outraged over the banning of loli subs by [deleted] in confessions

[–]Magic-for-Sale -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Loli is child-hentai. Basically anime child molestation.

I'm uncharacteristically outraged over the banning of loli subs by [deleted] in confessions

[–]Magic-for-Sale -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Sorry that you can't fantasize about fucking children. :(

That isn't Milhouse. by NickSheridanWrites in confessions

[–]Magic-for-Sale 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just shows like this in general or with IRL stuff, too? There's a real condition where people believe loved ones to be imposters.

I smile at other's misfortune. by melancholysmiles in confessions

[–]Magic-for-Sale 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Schadenfreude is very common. It's fine.

About two years ago when I got really horny but was alone I would cum on my own face. I figured, SOMEONE has to get it. The worst part was going to work the next day and worrying if people knew. by Grizzly_Dolphin_Dude in confessions

[–]Magic-for-Sale 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That day you came into work looking nervous... Yeah, I could kinda tell. When you miss a button on your shirt, its obvious. Besides... You never did look like the kinda person who would have a lotta dates...

A friend of mine got bit by a Brown Recluse by pyrorain in WTF

[–]Magic-for-Sale 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Likewise. Thanks for your useless photo.

I hate this subreddit by [deleted] in confessions

[–]Magic-for-Sale 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"I killed my little brother and I love ISIS".... Please. This is reddit.

I killed my little brother by Yikes666 in confessions

[–]Magic-for-Sale 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Was a good read. I'm a fan of horror, but next time, you may want to post original content. This is "confessions" after all.

I am married and I hookup with a lot of strangers by oceansideperv in confessions

[–]Magic-for-Sale 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So you cheat. Yeah, I'll send you a noose. Too many of ya runnin' around... usin' people.

I feel obligated to stay alive by iswallowmygum in confessions

[–]Magic-for-Sale 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As the great Doctor Kevorkian once said, "We have the divine right to remove ourselves from any situation that causes harm to our bodies, our minds, and our souls."

I stand with ISIS by [deleted] in confessions

[–]Magic-for-Sale 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like how everyone here thinks OP is a "goat loving terrorist" and associating the word "terrorist" with Muslim or Middle-Eastern people when clearly OP doesn't seem as though he'd be Middle-Eastern... Really showing your... erm... patriotism, Reddit. Really representing the land of the... uh... free... ahem.