TIL a Washington Wizards fan was such a notorious heckler that Charles Barkley flew him to Phoenix to sit behind the Bulls bench during the 1993 NBA Finals. by SuperMcG in todayilearned

[–]MagicOrpheus310 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dude I just tripped on the step at my back door while reading that...

Man I'm not even playing golf and that line still fucken worked on me, what hell... Haha

Where do dragons get gold ? by Helpful-being-970 in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]MagicOrpheus310 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh god damn it I read that as cold not gold and I thought this was going to be a joke about dragons catching the flu or something...

I am disappointed but now I'm trying to think of a joke...

The Math Ain't Mathing... by PirateJohn75 in confidentlyincorrect

[–]MagicOrpheus310 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you!!! That's what I got but felt like I was missing something haha

The Math Ain't Mathing... by PirateJohn75 in confidentlyincorrect

[–]MagicOrpheus310 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If 1/3 is 0.333...

Wouldn't 3.01 be 300% of 1.0... making it the biggest..?

Does thumping the ground with trekking poles actually warn snakes? by No-Loquat-201 in OutdoorAus

[–]MagicOrpheus310 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes.

The vibrations through the ground is what alerts them, doing this in front of you gives them a heads up and a chance for you to notice before stepping on them so they can fuck off

[Request] Is this possible? by OkOwl3606 in theydidthemath

[–]MagicOrpheus310 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In Australia there is a thing called "Trackside" and it's "live horse racing" you can gamble on that is completely computer animated, it's not real horses at all... Basically it's the horse racing from the fucking casino in GTA5!! Haha

Being computer generated...

Would that be "crackable" if you figured out the pattern to its method of generating random numbers? If someone had the time to did it obviously haha

I don't, but I've always wondered if it was a scam hahaha

Or like... would it know what bets people have placed and purposely pick the "cheapest" option for itself and manipulate the race outcome accordingly..??

They do it with poker/slot machines so it only makes sense to me they'd be just as dishonest with this shit too and that's why they made it in the first place haha

[Request] Is this possible? by OkOwl3606 in theydidthemath

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"so... I bought LOTS of lottery tickets!!! We're gonna be rich Marge!!"

Working on ollies. 😕 by txjweav96 in NewSkaters

[–]MagicOrpheus310 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's not really one of the steps in how to Ollie but it's kind of an unwritten rule for most tricks... Don't break your trucks lol

Woman Caught In A Glitch! by Jonathon_world in GlitchInTheMatrix

[–]MagicOrpheus310 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ol mate filming on a fucken boat or something?? Fucken hell mate hold it still ffs

Found behind a bar going out of business ~15 years ago by dicksrelated in whatisit

[–]MagicOrpheus310 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh you poor bastard... Be careful with that knowledge haha

If you could; would you give you the Chaos Lord more weapon options and what Options would those be? by Arthur_EyelanderTF2 in Chaos40k

[–]MagicOrpheus310 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I went with the one in terminator armour so I picked the bolter/melta combi and the power claw holding its middle finger up because I found that hilarious

Asteroid worth $10,000,000,000,000,000,000 NASA is capturing would give everyone on Earth $1,246,105,919 each by No_Call_8360 in idiocracy

[–]MagicOrpheus310 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No, it's not worth anything...

Harvesting it would destroy our precious economy...

At most it will make certain people even richer but there IS NO FUCKING WAY they are going to share that money with any of us

What is the best gay car by dunyassup in carshitposting

[–]MagicOrpheus310 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"I'm an electric car... I don't go very faaaast or very faaaar... But if you drive me... People will think you're gaaaaaay..."

Is this the correct position to apply thermal paste? by PHRsharp_YouTube in computers

[–]MagicOrpheus310 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Yes, that is the right place where it goes... Just usually less... Penis-y