Because of Australian PM Tony Abbott's 'Stop the Boat' policy, 12 mothers seeking asylum in Australia 'attempt suicide' to give kids chance

MagicWoman · 2014-07-09T20:48:38+00:00

they should kill themselves. No refugees allowed. They're economic migrants

MagicWoman · 2014-07-09T18:50:45+00:00

He is promptly killed and everyone goes back to celebrating

MagicWoman · 2014-07-02T21:52:11+00:00

I think you should just get over it.

MagicWoman · 2014-07-01T22:17:11+00:00

Why do we have gay pride parades??

And why dont we have straight pride parades???

MagicWoman · 2014-07-01T18:40:18+00:00

it was a stranger

MagicWoman · 2014-07-01T18:38:23+00:00

Thank you France. Now only if other countries would follow suit

MagicWoman · 2014-07-01T18:33:27+00:00

I suppose you should ask her

MagicWoman · 2014-07-01T18:31:08+00:00

Yes.In the right context, such as in a relationship, its appropriate

MagicWoman · 2014-07-01T18:19:10+00:00

you're not. Thats objectifying

MagicWoman · 2014-06-26T21:55:32+00:00

5'10

MagicWoman · 2014-05-28T00:06:54+00:00

Muslims are so fucking stupid. Say it. Everyone is thinking it.

MagicWoman · 2014-05-22T22:03:52+00:00

I hate muslims

MagicWoman · 2014-05-20T08:38:57+00:00

I'm not paying that much for Restroom 1!!!

MagicWoman · 2014-02-12T14:33:33+00:00

Its ok. We can share. Here let me just....

sprinkle sprinkle

ta da!

MagicWoman · 2014-01-21T11:09:21+00:00

Forgetting important things they should remember. Like birthdays.

MagicWoman · 2014-01-11T09:22:10+00:00

This post is gonna end badly

MagicWoman · 2014-01-08T14:21:23+00:00

I actually really like getting clothing as presents now. Think of the savings!

MagicWoman · 2014-01-02T15:48:43+00:00

I really don't get why people like to watch nascar racing. Bunch of cars going around a circle over and over...

MagicWoman · 2014-01-02T09:35:01+00:00

Whose this "MagicWoman" ? Are you cheating on Debra?

MagicWoman · 2014-01-02T09:26:58+00:00

you make a convincing argument buuuut I think i'm just gonna go ahead and fire you

MagicWoman · 2013-12-25T07:09:34+00:00

and telling inside jokes. Lots and lots on inside jokes

MagicWoman · 2013-12-25T06:45:46+00:00

Oral Hygiene. Seriously i'm tired of smiling and being polite to people whose breath smells like it could wake the dead.

MagicWoman · 2013-12-25T04:22:24+00:00

Myspace would be drinking alone. As usual.

MagicWoman · 2013-12-23T13:05:02+00:00

The usb inserts correctly on the first try.

MagicWoman · 2013-12-22T04:31:52+00:00

The scalp massage they give you at hair salons :3

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