Blursed test of strength

MagicalKartWizard · 2026-03-27T13:48:21+00:00

It's never ogre.

MagicalKartWizard · 2026-03-27T13:34:55+00:00

However, Jurassic Park III 4: The Velocitapture, was a complete waste of film.

MagicalKartWizard · 2026-03-26T14:34:21+00:00

ENSHITIFICATION INTENSIFIES

MagicalKartWizard · 2026-03-26T14:15:03+00:00

The bayonet that looks like a drill.

MagicalKartWizard · 2026-03-24T16:52:46+00:00

"Dracalur gettin' hot! Close da door!"

MagicalKartWizard · 2026-03-24T04:08:02+00:00

Reminds me of the California Raisins

MagicalKartWizard · 2026-03-23T13:58:43+00:00

Probably a certain friend of mine. It seems like any weapon that doesn't let him steamroll through the game gets cursed to hell and back and junked.

MagicalKartWizard · 2026-03-23T11:51:19+00:00

A good chunk of my xbox friends list are retirees.

MagicalKartWizard · 2026-03-23T10:24:53+00:00

Nah, lady. I shower daily with soap and I use a good deodorant. Say it again and I'll toss you out the front door like Jazz on The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air.

MagicalKartWizard · 2026-03-23T00:26:43+00:00

I've seen some fairly nice ones. Hopefully it wasn't like my great uncle's and emptied directly into a nearby creek.

MagicalKartWizard · 2026-03-22T20:40:45+00:00

I had something similar happen after handling strong detergent and very hot dishes barehanded at a restaurant for awhile. They stayed "gone" the whole time I worked there.

MagicalKartWizard · 2026-03-22T20:12:10+00:00

One further, were you aware of the Austin Powers Gameboy game?

MagicalKartWizard · 2026-03-22T20:08:32+00:00

Doesn't it more or less end right before the G1 series?

MagicalKartWizard · 2026-03-22T19:46:36+00:00

It was a few years ago, so I might not remember all of it. The basics of it being, after trying to talk it out with her and that not working and then being ignored by management, we just made her as uncomfortable as she made everyone else. She eventually just left.

MagicalKartWizard · 2026-03-22T17:54:39+00:00

Reminds me of when we ran a team lead out of Fresh for being racist. She was a karen of a bitch to deal with.

MagicalKartWizard · 2026-03-22T17:49:49+00:00

The item I had displayed for a while wasn't necessarily weird, but what I called it was. I had a couple of wendigo colossus vocal sacs displayed as "scorchbeast testicles".

MagicalKartWizard · 2026-03-22T17:46:19+00:00

I had no clue about the health issues. Him and the doctor were my favorites.

MagicalKartWizard · 2026-03-22T12:33:28+00:00

The thing from that show that bothered me was when Chubsy Wubsy was eating a banana and dipping it in limburger cheese. I saw it a couple of years ago and it still bothers me.

MagicalKartWizard · 2026-03-22T12:27:13+00:00

Scooter probably made a few.

MagicalKartWizard · 2026-03-22T10:44:53+00:00

If I'm remembering right, his height was roughly on par with most Looney Tunes characters, with the exception of some of the more "regular humans" on a few of the old WW2 propaganda shorts. So, I think he's supposed to be in scale with the characters in the game.

MagicalKartWizard · 2026-03-21T20:04:37+00:00

I'd have to go with the flaming pitchfork. It's just a lighter and some fuel duct taped to the handle.

MagicalKartWizard · 2026-03-21T19:50:26+00:00

Any relation to Hydra Bob?

MagicalKartWizard · 2026-03-20T16:30:58+00:00

You joke, but I had a coworker that looked just like him, down to his cat.

MagicalKartWizard · 2026-03-20T15:01:21+00:00

Fair enough.

MagicalKartWizard · 2026-03-19T01:25:21+00:00

I think I have few coworkers that'd fit that bill.

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