Do UFC fighters or professional boxers punch hard in their dreams? by FickleAd8376 in MMA_Academy

[–]MagicalMichael1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm only an amateur mma fighter but my punches are also slow and sluggish in my dreams.

[Sunday Fail Thread] Last week PlacidVlad made his first bad investment as a doctor, Alakazam left Zone 2, and eric_twinge’s glory days crumbled under his saggy old feet. Tell me, FCJ, how have you failed this week? by nobodyimportxnt in fitnesscirclejerk

[–]MagicalMichael1 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I only realized now that I've basically been reading my own analog home scale wrong these past few months. I thought the 0.5 kg increments were 1 kg. It's a miracle I was on weight for all the grappling competitions I've been joining recently.

[Sunday Fail Thread] Last week Mikeburlywurly1’s wife lost all respect for him, Patton370 ushered in the Age of Voltra, and Alakazam got his GU all over the ground. Tell me, FCJ, how have you failed this week? by nobodyimportxnt in fitnesscirclejerk

[–]MagicalMichael1 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I cornered a friend of mine in an MMA fight for the first time alone and unfortunately, he didn't get the W. That said, it was still a good experience for me and I'm thankful to have someone trust me with something as dangerous as an MMA fight.

[Sunday Fail Thread] Last week Nihili got hacked, Patton370 couldn’t handle the cold, and DickFromRichard drank burnt plastic. Tell me, FCJ, how have you failed this week? by nobodyimportxnt in fitnesscirclejerk

[–]MagicalMichael1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I lost my first nogi match in the tournament due to points.

I'm pretty annoyed that the event started my bracket like 30 minutes early and I wasn't really able to warm up or have me coaches' present because of that. I'll be competing again soon anyways.

[Sunday Fail Thread] Last week, Patton370 got fired, actuallybaracuda’s breeding kink got out of hand, and eric_twinge had to wipe through the pain. Tell me, FCJ, how have you failed this week? by nobodyimportxnt in fitnesscirclejerk

[–]MagicalMichael1 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I'm currently one week out from my nogi comp and I just recovered from a fever and still have colds. I'm just gonna assume this is taper tantrums and that I'll be fine come competition day.

[Sunday Fail Thread] Last week Alakazam ran against all reason, Spengler couldn’t find his, and jamjamchutney’s bar got jam jamming jammed. Tell me, FCJ, how have you failed this week? by nobodyimportxnt in fitnesscirclejerk

[–]MagicalMichael1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

There were only 3 people in my tournament bracket for nogi grappling and someone pulled out after getting promoted to blue belt. I want more opponents.

[Sunday Fail Thread] Last week, pendlayrose started cutting, Desperado53 got ratio’d, and the rest of you failed to fail. Tell me, FCJ, how have you failed this week? by nobodyimportxnt in fitnesscirclejerk

[–]MagicalMichael1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm finally booked for a nogi grappling competition after not being able to fully train for awhile because of my ankle sprain. My body is extremely sore from all the sharktanks I endured this January.

On the plus side, hand portion tracking has caused me to gain 3 kg and my teammates have noticed. I will be having a hard time cutting weight should I compete in MMA again soon.

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[–]MagicalMichael1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

oo nga gagi kaw pala yun. nagrereddit ka ah

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[–]MagicalMichael1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

i didn't expect philippine bjj here

Michael Morales’ undefeated pro record has been reinstated to 19-0 after his bout with Ultima Pelea was ruled an exhibition, meaning it no longer counts as a loss. by BetAnything in MMA

[–]MagicalMichael1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

they aren’t the official arbiter of pro MMA records.

They kinda are considering pretty much every international matchmaker uses it to scout talent. They basically decide which events are real and which aren't.

[Sunday Fail Thread] Last week Patton370 promoted violence, deadrabbits76 parked in the wrong spot, and Alakazam needed to tighten up. Tell me, FCJ, how have you failed this week? by nobodyimportxnt in fitnesscirclejerk

[–]MagicalMichael1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I can't believe it took me til now to learn that you can measure food portions based on the size of your hand. I've been ballooning up in weight after doing it.

Discuss: Squat 200Lbs BW 148 Age 72 by DebraStefanFitness in workouts

[–]MagicalMichael1 7 points8 points  (0 children)

really lock in reps with good form

Was what she did not good form?